NebulousPuppy

just came without permission. teehee

my oral fixation is going bonkers today my gaggability is sky high

Trans Visibility Day <3

Prepare to be perceived OvO

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes b) a c) b

THEY HAVE GUNS IN JJBA??? I THOUGHT THEY JUST HAD MAGIC SHOUNEN POWERS TF NOBODY TOLD ME THEY HAD GUNS

sex pistols.

jude is wrong. his magic shounen power is not a gun. its literally a normal gun that you can buy anywhere. the bullets are also normal bullets. his magic shounen power is sex pistols which are the small bullet shaped people who shoot his bullets for him. youre thinking of hol horse, who is a different jojo character, whose magic shounen power is a gun.

the more i learn the less i understand

I don't remember where I saw this, but it seems like a good day to pull it out of my camera roll.

Grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh robot t-wolfgirl being forcefully muzzled then stuffed full of junk data to make her too slow to fight back being groped send post

Reblog this to make a fox girl's tail bigger :3

what am i doing

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day

Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.

I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do

Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers