Heinous Princess of Undeath (✿^‿^)

age regressor drill sargeant: drop and give me this many!

Join my politburo

Leave your boyfriend

playing chained together is like if dante's inferno was slop.

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying

Hello, I'd like to ask that you spare Mohammed some money. He's been raising money for his family of 5 since last year, the youngest of which is only 6 years old. Israel's violation of the ceasefire, he once again needs help to be able to afford basic goods for his family.

Vetted by GazaVetters, No. 77 (the fundraiser is in his youngest brother's name)

Donate to the GoFundMe or directly to PayPal

I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

putting Gwen through various experiments, dont worry she made it out :) (i put her thru this test before <3)

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

fantasy creatures are literally real and they can see the posts you make about them so next time think before making "puts you in a jar with a leaf" or "pulls on your wings as always" because we can see this kind of shit and they remember.

*they

puts you in a jar without a leaf. what now.

what is your problem

crusader kings is wild I just heard a girl say "starter husband"

strange little critter

not only will i tickle you, it'll be silly the whole time you're laughing

It is literally crazy how often people will, without a hint of irony, say shit like "if you are into cnc/intox/somno/incest/etc I'll fucking kill you/kill yourself/you should fucking die" all in a million variations and it's like damn, looks like someone is really thinking about inflicting violence, you could even say perhaps fantasizing about it, quite a lot. But don't worry you're wayyy better than those filthy degenerates because unlike them, you don't ask for consent before telling them to kill themselves, negotiate boundaries prior, keep channels of communication open, and care for them afterwards and strengthen the relationship. No you're sooo much more moral than them cause you actually just want them to die. No further reflection needed 👍

Lets orbit around mama