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@nerdlydelicious

Hey folks! I am Nerdlydelicious, here to both browse the rwby tags and write rwby fics, as well as the odd fics in other settings as well. If you have something you'd like me to write feel free to shoot me a private message and place a request. I have a fanfiction.com account and an AO3 account if you want to find more of my works, as well as a patreon account if you want to monetarily support me in my quest to be the best fanfic author like no one ever was! All three have the exact same name as my blog, Nerdlydelicious.

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Bad word pun is bad, but yes I do in fact have a ko-fi that I am accepting story commissions at!

The reason for this is painfully straight forward: I was let go from my job, and I need a way to make money. Fortunately not having a full time gig means I can spend a lot more time writing. So if you have a fic idea that you want to bring to life, feel free to commission me! Commissions start at $20 and go up in $10 increments as the size of the fic increases. Further details on how my commissions work can be found via the link below.

Otherwise if you want to help me out monetarily then you can always buy me a coffee with ko-fi (word pun is still bad) for just $5, also at the link below.

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Love you all!

Because he’s the world’s fastest wingman

Sonic: “Heya Amy! You free at eight this evening?”

Amy, hopeful: “M-me? Yes, I am!”

Sonic: “Great! Shadow, are you free at eight this evening?”

Shadow, confused: “Yes?”

Sonic: Pushes them together. “Great! Then you two can go see a movie or something! Have fun!”

Vanishes in a blue blur.

Shadow: “Did… did he just ask us out…”

Amy: “For each other?”

If you know anything about Warhammer 40K, then consider: Custodian Guard Pyrrha and her arming serf bf Jaune. She can (and has) walked around with him sitting on one shoulder.

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I know nothing about 40K, but this is a very funny mental image with the context of them being the same size

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Custodians are much bigger than humans, roughly twice the size. But I do agree that your mental image is funnier. She carries him into battle like a standard.

Shadow: “Apparently someone has been leaking classified intel to Eggman. Everyone here is under investigation by G.U.N.”

Amy: “That’s crazy! No one here is a mole.”

Shadow: “How can you be so sure?”

Amy: “Because I know these guys. I know everything about them.”

Shadow: “You’re a poor G.U.N. agent if you think people can’t surprise you.”

Amy: “Not these people. Here, watch this. I know what everyone is gonna do tonight. It’s Thursday, so Rouge is going to leave early to steal the Master Emerald again.”

Amy: “Tails is going to be going over his weekly budget.”

Amy: “And Sonic will be attending a ‘Pizza For One’ cooking class.”

Sonic: “Tonight’s menu: pepper-alone-i.”

Amy: “And! If I run and leap at Knuckles he will most certainly catch me in his arms.”

Amy, charging at Knuckles: “Coming in!”

Knuckles: “No I’m holding coffee-!” Drops his mug, catches Amy.

Amy: :D

Knuckles: -_-

Hear me out

Shadow: zipping around White Space in Doom Morph form.

Rouge: “And there he goes again. I have to wonder, is he transformed into a squid, or is he like… in it? Like, encased by it? What do you think, Amy?”

Amy: staring at Shadow.

Rouge: “Amy?”

Amy: drools

Rouge: “Amy.”

Amy: “huh- wha- what? Sorry Rouge, I uh… spaced out.”

Rouge: “Uh-huh.”

Amy: blushes “Don’t judge me.”

Rouge: “I am so judging you right now.”

Amy: “J-just… hear me out.”

Rouge: literally flies away like a bat out of hell.

Penny: “Grimm ahead!”

Jaune: “Careful, you don’t want to catch their ligma.”

Penny: “What is ‘ligma’?”

Jaune: “ligma balls!”

Jaune: “That was a joke. You guys can laugh.”

Penny: “I do not understand. Please explain the joke.”

Jaune: “Eh, it’s not really a joke if you explain it…”

Penny: puppy dog eyes

Jaune: folds like a lawnchair “Alright, alright. So ligma isn’t actually a thing. So naturally, you ask ‘what is ligma?’ and I say ‘ligma balls’, which sounds like ‘lick my balls’. Which is funny because, you know, you wouldn’t do that.”

Penny: “Well, I do possess a tongue.”

Jaune: slight blush “W-well no, not wouldn’t because you can’t. You wouldn’t because… it’s straight? I think?”

Jaune: whispering “Am I being heterophobic?”

Penny: “I’m afraid I do not comprehend. To install humor driver, insert the correct CDs.”

Jaune: “What CDs?”

Penny: “SEE DEEZ NUUUUUUTS!”

Jaune: “Oh my god.”

Penny: “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

Jaune: “I should have stayed in Argus.”

Because he'll crack

In the middle of a G.U.N. briefing

Shadow: stoically staring straight ahead

Amy: looking disrespectfully at Shadow

Shadow: "I'm not looking at you, Amy."

Amy: "You're going to~"

Shadow: "Nope."

Amy: bumps his shoulder. "You like looking at me~"

Shadow: "Not going too."

Amy: "Because if you dooo, you'll crack. Like an egg~" mischievous grin

Shadow: Glances at her out of the corner of his eye. Fights back a smile with sheer willpower. "Yes."

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