sorry not sorry

what would happen if we did go any further apart than this? i think the universe would rip in half. let’s not try that.

Love how they mention a phible to imply that this is a virgin birth

anyway as retribution remember on christmas day to @ dnp congratulating them on their newborn

Finally some good fucking news

this is going to be a generalized take, so please forgive me, but women are an underrated enforcer of femininity.

I’ve noticed this with hairdressers. multiple times I’ve gone to lady hairdressers and said “cut it all off,” and they’ve gone “hmm alright,” and basically just trimmed the split ends. meanwhile I can go to a dude and say “hey, can you make my hair slightly shorter?” and he’ll go “on it boss,” and shave me bald.

twice now, I’ve also had lady tattoo artists add pink to femme up a tattoo, despite that not being on the initial design.

god, also thinking about this brought back a memory. my mom once threw a fit because my shoes were “too masculine” (they were black women’s flats), saying that I’d upset my dad and ruin the formal event we were going to. I wore the shoes, my dad didn’t give a shit.

I dunno. it just feels like the misogyny is coming from inside the house sometimes.

Women are absolutely half of the enforcers of femininity

announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby

Their April Phools this year was surprisingly pretty tame compared to the literal short found footage horror film we received last year. However, I loved that, similar to Dystopia Daily, WAD, and TIT, they used this as yet another opportunity to criticize content-creators and their incessant need to monetize and exploit every aspect of their livelihoods, especially and in spite of the ways in which they are detrimental to the environment and jeopardize those who are literally incapable of consent. I just love Dan and Phil's ability to always make humor out of their blatant critique of society and internet culture.

ON WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm so glad they encouraged it.

rewatching this all night sorry job I will have one hour of sleep only

I think we should prank them and in October throw them a phaby shower

happy one year anniversary to dan and phil!! and one year since demonic summoning to shayne and courtney…?

…wait

Dan replied to this comment on ‘VIEWERS PICK OUR SIMS TATTOOS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #20’

crazy

Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????

mine

Hers

mine

julia’s

mine

yeah its julias

Julia's

yeah julia's

Hm guess that settles that. This "philosophy" shit is pretty easy.

huh weird.