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Emma, 33, straight
Anonymous asked:

yaaas to pillow grinding. i use pillows to get off and i can do it within like 2 mins and you can do diff positions which changes the sensation and can fit to your fantasies too. 10/10 would recommend for anon

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Omg my stomach is churning so much. I need a private bathroom where I can expel this gas

Anonymous asked:

Jacking off anon here (lmfao), thanks for the advice it makes sense. (TMI sorry but) It's weird bc i do actually get horny but in the past when i started touching myself i got lazy after like 15 secs and honestly touching the clit feels..too much and not really in a good way? more like when you bump your elbow onto something and feel your nerve endings rattle? maybe it's supposed to be like that idk honestly i should probably invest in a vibrator or something.... or find someone to eat me out i guess :/

Oh yeah, I think a lot of women can’t do direct contact on the clit. It doesn’t feel good. You might try to just put pressure very near your clit instead. Like put the pads of your fingers to the side of your clit and use the rest of your finger to only incidentally make contact with the clit itself. I know some women rub against pillows to get off, which may help with the indirect contact.

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

“I want your love. I don’t wanna be friends.” “Cause the truth is, I’m not really looking for a new friend.” “You say we’re just friends, but friends don’t know the way you taste.” “I wanna break your heart, I wanna break your head. So I guess this means we can’t be friends.” “I don’t want be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips.”

I took a “nap” from 5 pm to 10 pm today, but I don’t consider it a nap as much as the first part of my nightly slumber. I wake up to have my “dinner” and then go back to sleep. This is great for my metabolism btw.

I hope you feel comfortable enough to come to me for unhelpful advice about masturbation and queefs

Anonymous asked:

I thought queefing only happened during penetrative sex? And like. I’m a virgin lmao

I don’t think it’s purely a sex thing, but it’s just air going in and getting pushed out of the vagina right. I don’t think it’s something to worry about, but I don’t know why it would be happening more frequently. Does it happen when you’re like exercising or exerting yourself or something? Maybe that has something to do with it

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any tips on how to jack off for a young woman who's been too impatient/lazy to do it before :/

Not really, except that you don’t have to force yourself to masturbate. If you wait until you’re actually horny you might find it easier to get there.

Anonymous asked:

Is farting through the vagina something to worry about? It’s been happening to me way too much in the last few days and I’m worried

What like a queef? No?

they should make double stuff ritz bitz with cheese. this ratio isn't it

Chantal will rage all day about fake people and then, after calling someone a retarded cunt in a live stream where she got a little testy, she’ll show up in her hijab the next day, giggling, throwing out some alhamdullikah (not looking up the spelling), saying shit like “b-word” instead of bitch. You are FAKE.

Chantal says she’s not going to say retarded anymore, promptly calls haters retarded in her next stream, says “I don’t mean it that way. Like I hate that it was a slur attached to people with disabilities because I don’t—like you know what I mean? Like, people with disabilities are better than the people I use the r-word for, mentally. So I don’t even like, you know what I mean? I try. It’s like honestly, I’m trying to not say it, but it sometimes slips out.”

A) it’s so easy to not say a word if you don’t want to say a word, I just think Chantal doesn’t actually care about the word retarded and when she’s pissed, she’ll always choose to call people that over choosing to bite her tongue.

B) lmao at her hating that retarded was “attached to people with disabilities.” That’s why you like the word Chantal. That’s why it’s more offensive, that’s why it hits harder than “stupid.” She’s so dumb.

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