Dick grayson has decided something.

He has decided that Jason is his baby now.

Why? Because jason has been de-aged and looks even more adorable than jaybin did.

Jason, who looks around 3 years old, but is actually 5..he just looks younger because of malnutrition- hasn't been de-aged mentally.

So yes, this is very weird, expacilly if dick keeps babying him.

Dick even overreacts when tim teases him, and when Bruce tries to pick him up.

Its unfair, he's an adult! He can take care of himself, but noooo of course dick has to bother him.

Jason however doesn't complain when he gets coddled, gets evryething done for him, and gets a little comfort out of being protected.

Dick : I'm divorcing you

Barb : ...I didn't know we were married?

Dick : we aren't. I'm just trying to play out a drama. Feels right..at my age I should be going through something like this.

Barb :..uh..alright? I'm taking half of evreything.

Dick :..shit..wait I'm getting a lawyer. DUKE BE MY LAWYER

Duke : uhhh okay, what do you want to keep??

Dick : my apartment! Oh and all of my suits!

Barb : hmmm fine. I however, want a bit of his real estate, and-

Dick : OH AND I WANT CUSTODY!

Barb :....

Duke :....

Barb : ..of who?..

Dick : jason and damian. I'm keeping them.

Jason & damian entering the room,

Jason : what.

Damian : since when are you our father, grayson.

Barb : fine, take them, I want visiting rights with jason tho.

Jason : I'm 19?! There's no custody over me-

Damian : should we be concerned?!

Dick : I want full custody!-

Duke : let's calm down

barb : ILL BE MY OWN LAWYER, AND I DEMANDS FULL CUSTODY ASWELL!

Bruce : ...I thought these were my kids..and since when are Barbara and dick married..? And why are they divorcing...?

Cass, just as confused as bruce, meanwhiles steph films this to sent it to evreyone.

It came to a 50/50 custody agreement.

The only ones who didn't agree? Damian and jason.

Somethimes I hate dc and it's Fandom.

I get that it sounds weird, but whenever I see dick grayson and damian wayne content, on how dick is his dad and whatever, and how much content damian gets, how they are very clearly loved, how they get treated by others- it makes me sad and jealous for Jason todd. Because jason never had that, despite jason being dicks first "robin", despite dick trying to adopt jason, people always think of damian as dicks kid. And I'm sitting here, jealous, because I'd wish there would be more content about dick and jason being that duo.

I hate how dick treats jason, like jason isint that boy he tried to adopt, I hate that jason never got treated or gets treated like damian, Tim and dick do.

I hate that I have a hyper fixation on jason todd, because I constantly get frustated and sad, when Jason is left out of a batfamily cover,or over all just not there.

I tried to get into liking damian but I just can't.

I usally only fixate on one character and that's jason, and I hate that Jason is always a side character, that he's always just the one who died and is now this.

I want jason to be treated like dick, like damian.

Somethimes I wish I wouldn't have gotten into dc at all.

Dick: Why are you doing that?

Jason: ...why am I doing what?

Dick: stealing my clothes? Bruces clothes? Even duke's clothes? You know you can just use bruces card to pay for clothes if you need any? Or..you can just ask me?

Jason: ...I'm not stealing any clothes..

Jason, who very clearly, has a bag stuffed with dicks clothes, who's very obviously lying.

dick: ...I know you're basically rich..so why are you taking our clothes..

Jason, who just feels comfort from the smell of his brother(s) and somethimes his dad's scent, because he's to afraid of rejection, if he'd ask for any physical touch.

Jason: I'm not taking any clothes

Dick: ...I can see my sweatshirt, two of my T-shirts, one of my coats, three of my boxer shorts, and I know these are mine cuz they have the nightwing logo- AND ONE OF MY NIGHTWING SUITS!

jason, scoffing: only you would wear your own merch..

Dick: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!-

Later on, dick let him take the clothes without further questioning, because Jason pointed a gun at his head.

Bruce is quite obvious,a bat, cass because she's in many ways like bruce and I think reflecting that would be nice, and damian would be a bat- because he's bruces son.

Duke a glow bug, referencing his powers, steph a squirl cuz she's awsome and so are squirls, alfred a penguin cuz he's a butler, barb a fox cuz she's a ginger and smart, and Tim a rat, because he's smart, sneaky but very annoying

A funny little head cannon I have, (and in some comics even cannon)

Is that jason is one of the shortest batfamily members, now you may ask me why-

And I'm going to explain as to why.

Jason has been malnourished in partly his most important years, also, he was dead. Yes I know the "pit fixed it" or whatever, but it feels like its erasing jasons past.

I don't want jason, who suddenly came back all buff, huge and strong af.

I want jason, who struggles to build muscle, has to make sure he eats well evrey day or else he will get close to being underweight again, I want jason who's probably shorter than tim, to be all angry and scary, but looking a little weird when he's fighting against batman and nightwing who are a good foot taller than him.

Also, I want dick grayson, who gets to stay being the tallest sibling, because he is the oldest and be deserves being the tallest for older brother shenanigans.

Also, wouldn't it be just cute for dick or bruce to just pick jason up and put him in air jail like a cat/ a little kid throwing a tantrum, because he's not allowed to kill or trying to atleast.

Jason: you dumb dog.

Dick, who feels very insulted : you infuriating cat!

Jason wants to laugh, because was this supposed to be a come back? But instead,he huffs and turns away, acting offended.

Why jason called dick a dumb dog in the first place was because dick got his wallet stolen, by naively trusting some kid to show him where a criminal was, that he's been looking for,just to get jumped by a group of kids, he tried to fight them off, but the kids them started crying, and dick had no choice but to hand them the wallet because he's a big dog.

That's only proven to him, when he tries to leave and dick is clinging to him, begging to not go because bruce would blame him for jason to leave the mannor after finnaly comming back after a long time, then offering candies, and other bribes.

Like a dog offering his favorite bone.

However, the other siblings who've been watching, see what dick was trying to say when he called jason an infuriating cat.

Because Jason only likes to play when he wants to, he hisses, and scratches and then suddenly acts all affectionate. These mood swings mirror the ones of a cat.

So yes, it came to a big conclusion that day.

Dick grayson is a dog, and jason todd is a cat.

(Incase you'd like to know who the others would be, Bruce would be a bat, ofc. Alfred a penguin, cass would also be a bat, and steph would be a squirl, barb would be a fox, duke would be a glow bug, damian a bat, and Tim a rat.

All of these have a reason,and if you'd like me to get into it, I will)

Jason todd doesn't hate dick grayson.

Hes..simply angry, at both, dick and bruce.

Because how come that they were able to both do such a better job for tim and damian? Was it because they were ready this time? Because they knew the consequences? Because jason was the lesson?

Jason didn't want to be a lesson, doesn't want to be known as the failure, because no matter how you say it, it will always be an insult to him aswell.

Hes constantly left out, like he's not even a bat, like he's a part timer, and maby that's a good thing because maby he doesn't belong there.

Jason doesn't hate them, he hates that he couldn't be what they wanted, that they weren't what they were for tim and damian.

Dick doesn't coddle jason like he does tim and damian.

That Jason was left behind again and treated as if he's fully aware and responsible for what he does as if dying at 15 doesn't make any diffrence, as if being put on the field as a kid didn't change the outcome.

Jason wants to be loved, but there's no unrequited love left for him, because he alredy wasted it all.

Now all he has left is pretending or leaving.

So jason leaves because why would he stay in a city that knows him as a dead kid.

Because maby he's tired of it.

Because maby he does hate them a little but, but would rather forget about them.

Because they alredy did.

Dick : so yeah, we should definitely- oh hey jason, do you want to join us? We were planning to go to the movies-

Jason, who's looking down at his phone, walking past them,

Jason : maby another time, dad.

Dick :

Tim :

Damian :

Duke :

Jason, just walking off, leaving them baffled.

Duke : ..what just happend?

Dick : oh no..do I.. look like bruce?..

Tim who's being frantic : did he even notice that he called you- wait what? How-

Damian : does todd think...

Duke : is this normal? Did this happen before?!

Tim : ...no. sure, dick is a great older brother but none of us ever called him dad..

Damian : I'm sure todd ment to say dick, but misspoke..

Dick : do I look like b?!!!

Jason, who recently found out that dick tried to adopt him, and now to mess with bruce, calling dick dad and B gramps.

I just watched "the game plan" a movie starring Dwayne the rock, and I just thought of this funny little thing.

Dick grayson as the rock, the football team as the titans, and Peyton as jason.

I just can't help but laugh at this

The whole patting jason thing sounds cute, but this is how I belive jason would respond to it.

In this alternate dimension, they are hybrids.

Bruce wayne is a dog, a German shepherd to be specific, grayson is a wolf, a Grey one. Tim drake is a dog, and damian is a black Panter.

Jason used to be a tabby cat, but after lazuras he was changed into a tiger.

When Jason used to be robin, evreyone had no problem petting him since he was a tabby cat, worst case scenario? They'd get scratched.

Now that Jason is a tiger who's not afraid to kill..this whole petting thing doesn't have an effect anymore.

Its unfortunate for grayson who used to like petting jason or play with his tail, Jason always let him, a little scared since grayson was a wolf so he never set boundaries.

Now that he can do that freely, grayson just thinks that Jason must still hate them all, whenever he tries to pet jason, he gets his face scratched and suit torn, maby even his ears bit bloody, when bruce tries..it ends in a small bloodbath, jasons claws big enough to stab him, strong enough to throw him against the wall. When tim tries, Jason may or may not break Tim's wrist, in better cases he just ends up with a few old injuries torn open. Damian doesn't even try, he knows why jason does this, as a 'cat' person himself, he knows how important personal space is, the only times you pet jason is, if he wants it.

As for the rest of the batfam, they don't get close enough to jason anyways, except cass, who doesn't invade jasons space because Jason doesn't invade hers.

How does grayson ever figure out that Jason is simply trying to protect himself? Barbara tells him, tells him how whenever he looked for jason when he was still robin- to tease him or whatever, Jason hid with Barbara, and just a couple days before Jason passed away..he told Barbara why. She never told dick after that because she didn't want to make grayson feel worse than he alredy did.

After that, grayson actively doesn't pet jason unless jason asks him too, wich can come off awkward, but it doesn't.

Because grayson is a good big brother, and jason is simply a cat.

The whole vampire dc thing..this is my 'what if'

What if grayson had catched the arrow? I am 100% he would have then and there turned jason into a vampire, and keept him close, not like a brother though

More like a son or pet? It's hard to explain, but I totally belive he'd act all weird about it, like trying to play family and it's all just forced but evreyone gets used to it after some time, kind of just Stockholm syndrome stuff.

Or he'd even keep jason as human,for as long as he can..ones jason comes close to dying he turns him of course, because he doesn't want jason to die.

Hed probably use jason a bit like a blood bank but in a nice way, like only to spend time with him, he just has problems talking to jason now, with jason hating him, so he needs a reason to keep seeing jason in the room he has him locked up at, keeping him safe from others and himself, so he goes there pretending he wants some blood, kind of like a treat.

Jason tries to kill him over and over but it never works, if Jason goes to far, like threatening his own life, grayson then just doesn't visit him for a couple weeks, Jason at first did it alot because he didn't want to see grayson, but after some time..grayson was the only social contact he had besides the lacky bringing him food and other supply's evrey day.

At some point jason stopped, learning to appreciate it, it goes so far that Jason even offerd his blood to other vampires just to gain attention, grayson had the vampires executed in return, Jason didn't care, it was attention after all.

Jason reads and draws and waits for grayson to visit him, like a pet waiting for their owner at the door. That's the kind of method I'd belive grayson would use to manipulate jason, sure at some point grayson is forced to turn jason, but untill then jason gets treated like that, untill he agrees to be a vampire and be part of graysons family forever.

Based on that Titans live action

What if dick had treated jason differently? Would jason maybe be part of the titans still? Would jason have never died in the first place?

I always feel sad watching that show because Jason was mistreated right from the start, constantly rejected by evreyone but gar.

That's probably the only thing they protreyed well, the way others treated jason.

I really hate it.

promt based on a fan comic I saw on tiktok.

What if dick grayson had adopted jason like he wanted to? There was an issue, where jason still had red/blondish hair, and dick talked about wanting to adopt jason because he feels responsible and or guilty, that he experienced the same (reffering to jasons parents dying) and because of that, he wanted to be the one to adopt jason, Bruce however told dick that he knew, but also experienced the same, and wants to be the one to adopt jason.

I think it could have done alot for dick to adopt jason, jason wouldn't suddenly just be the robin replacement, that was ment to replace dicks character for the time being, just to later get killed off.

Jason would have lived with dick and probably with the titans, or with dick in bludhaven.

Jason would have learned to be a successor properly, he would have the support of a team, a family, maybe he wouldn't even die in that story line, maybe he would be trained and raised by those vigilantes/heros to be his own, he'd probably call himself bluejay at some point like dick had offered, but at first would have been nightwings sidekick, "little wing" as a joke.

To be honest, I always saw dick as the father figure in the bat family, not to evreyone, Tim for an example would see bruce as his dad and know that he does, same with cass, etc.

Sure damian reffers to bruce as father but I'm pretty sure damian acknowledged dick as family more than he acknowledged bruce.

Over all, give dick his son (jason) and let him be the father figure to his siblings that are to afraid to acknowledge that dick was always more than just the older brother.

Jason : So..explain this to me again

Grayson :...explain what?

Jason : Why you, damian, duke and steph are here at my place- cleaning the blood of my floor and furniture, making me food, taking care of my wounds and going as far as to lie to bruce to help me stay away from him, even tho i shot a criminal on patrol?

Grayson : ...why we love you unconditionally?

Jason : ...what's that?

Grayson : ...do you want a hug?

Jason : do you want a bullet in your shoulder?

Duke : ...what's up with this family?!