Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

we need to pivot to 100% piss economy #economy #stocks #drowntheplanet

i will never, and i mean this, Ever buy a video game for 80 american dollars. this is a core part of my being. i will not be moved from this position

"ooh ahhh inflation" i wasn't paying full price then either; i learned about emulators and indie games like 20 years ago. Never Pay More Than [adjust this quote for inflation] For A Computer Game

The Playhouse, 1921

AYYYY OHHHHH I MISMANAGE-A THE WEBSITE I BAN-A THE TGIRLS

I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.

(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

anxious dodecahedron

asteroidal icosahedron

The “AirLoop” built-in background music from original WebTV devices

i could post lies about baseball on here and no one would be able to fact check me. i love the combination of "ew sportsball" and "context??? i can't look things up myself???" that tumblr has. mike trout eats a block of sharp cheddar cheese before every at bat

they hit the ball so hard because it hurts them

baseball heritage post

the "OFFICER DOWN" template but it's "GIMMICK BLOG DEACTIVATED"