IM FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY HERE

when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut

the struggle is real

Me after finishing a fic that clearly said "angst" at the beginning.

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

Warmup

Tried my hand at jay’s new design

i need a scene in season two when percy and annabeth go to save grover. and before the fight commences. percy and annabeth pause to tell him that they genuinely think he looks so pretty in that dress. and grover thanks them and tells them to focus on keeping him alive or he'll wear this dress to his funeral.

headcanon that aphrodite kids' pupils are heart shaped

Reyna and Will talking to Nico or Piper and Jason talking to Leo

Being a Batkid doesn’t mean pushing through pain just for the ego or superiority win. It means pushing through pain long enough to make it somewhere safe to get help. It means not giving anyone, even an ally, a chance to parse weakness.

Dick finishes a rough mission with the Titans where he got thrown hard into a wall, smiles and jokes with everyone, and then zetas back to the Cave where he promptly throws up and collapses because almost every bone in his left arm is broken and not a single person noticed.

I'm telling you, for people who traffic in shadows and secrets and world ending conspiracies, the most classified information, the most closely guarded secret, is the contents of the Bat-issued field medical kit.

In case of grievous injury (see: field medicine manual, triage: arterial bleeding, pneumothorax, blunt trauma): Open the foil packet in the top right and consume the entire contents. Count sixty seconds, then remove the aerosol tube from the bottom compartment, pull the tab to break the seal, and spray any wound still bleeding for no more than five seconds each. You may experience auditory noise and disorientation. Apply the field dressings as needed. Once your vision clears, immediately extract to a secure location, lie supine, and crack the capsule embedded in your left instep to activate the homing beacon and initiate removal. If extraction is delayed, at thirty minutes, use the inhaler located in the far left pocket: shake three seconds, spray into the mouth while inhaling, repeat four times. Repeat at one minute intervals until your pulse stabilizes.

And never tell anyone outside of the Batcave what it takes to fight gods and win.

Fr when Percy jackson denied immortality, just so he can force the gods to pay child support was kinda slay of him

Why is it just a collective fandom thing that we all draw Leo Valdez in a shirt and suspenders? It’s not like Nico’s aviator jacket- like it only mentions him wearing that outfit once, and it mentions more times about his army jacket and how that’s his favourite outfit because pockets so what’s with the suspenders? Why have we all just decided that that’s his thing? Even in fanarts where everyone else is in their chb t-shirts, Leo’s always wearing a white shirt with suspenders. It has become synonymous with his character at this point, and it’s almost hard to recognise him in fanarts where he’s not wearing them. Why is nobody talking about this???? Am I going crazy?? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE SUSPENDERS, GUYS????

Jason and Bruce are out late one night in Gotham as civilians. They get cornered by a mugger and Jason nearly pisses himself, he’s so amused. He teases the would-be mugger about their hand placement, even tries to goad the mugger into a fight because he’s Red Hood. He can disarm anyone in seconds. It doesn’t matter if you have a gun — he has two.

He’s Red Hood, and he has the literal Bat of Gotham standing behind him like a wall of muscle. They’re as close to invincible as humans get, in this town. And that kind of confidence scares off their would-be mugger.

But then Jason turns around, a smile stretching across his face, and Bruce is white. Bone white and so so quiet, eyes wide and trained on where the mugger had been standing.

i hate that percy jackson is the name of the series bc when i look up percy jackson x reader i mean PERCY JACKSON X READER not luke or clarisse.

hourly comic i posted on twitter

pjo hot takes!! (because there’s no better first post to make than a controversial one)

☆ luke castellan was right to be angry (i would’ve been on kronos’ side because of the sole fact that if i were a demigod in that universe, i’d have plenty of reason to be mad at the gods)

★ rachel elizabeth dare did literally nothing wrong besides have a crush on a boy

☆ jason grace is a genuinely interesting character but i think a lot of people tend to not like him because he doesn’t have a super crazy past that gets revealed/he doesn’t get all his memories back so he is forever left as a character with so much potential but there’s nothing mysterious about him. we know only as much as him, no secrets about his past

★ octavian had a right to be mad at the greeks

☆ if rick riordan wrote a character that appears in multiple books, he probably wanted you to at some point have some sort of sympathy or at least understanding of that character no matter how terrible they are. they were written with thought, so think about them.

if you disagree with any of these and want to debate me on it, do it respectfully. or just accept that a difference of opinion is okay sometimes <33

So real

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sometimes, “babygirl” is a 32 year old man