objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

“Uh, thanks for the tip, My Liege.”

that’s it. pack it up. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME! and you……. YOU, tumblr user m3dieval…… you stay.

Godwin The Cursed

Host of the eldritch god

Tip jar

I can sense that one of you has turned on me

Memento Mori Skull Ring, around 1600-1625

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

Needed to make sure everyone saw my favourite reply from the notes:

Copia grumbling about V in the new episode:

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

The coffin scene in tax season is so much funnier bc Psaltarian looking at his adoptive son like :) while he wheels it past is such a dad move

soft and loved

office romance

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby