This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

watch and learn: this is called "yuri"

Gulmp.

Is krismas already?

Is krismas already?

Is krismas already?

fuck everything, i need a secluded pond in the middle of a clearing in the forest. i need to live here

i need a gentle waterfall above my pond. i need a little cave behind the waterfall.

i need to emerge from the waters to silently stare at passing adventurers. i need to bestow curses upon those who disturb my grove, i need to destroy my enemies who try to steal the shiny treasures i keep......

i need this and i will have this.

ponds will 8ecome real in five min8s.

sometimes you go to post about how you'd like to be a weird nymph girl living in a pond, and suddenly you're accidentally writing a little story for the tumblr feed

honestly though i need to find a pond to live in.

please please please let me live in your pond please

i made an illustratyion to explain it more clearly in case you didnt understand

this could literally be me but youre not letting me do this. please reconsider

i need a little grove in the woods right NOW.

with a pond in it

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

girls really really love riding around the court room on a unicycle before falling off straight into a pie.

bonus points if youre juggling while doing it :o3

ohhhh looking up from the floor, face covered in pie as the things you were juggling hit you one after the other on the head. but you see the princess smiling and you cant help but smile back :3 and that makes it all okay

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