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NoodleAnonymous

@noodleannon

The fandoms I will post about: Mouthwashing FNAF Regretevator Pressure
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Piccrew link here: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2288696

Tagging some of my moots!

(please do NOT feel pressured into doing this! I haven't tagged all my moots, but if they want to do this, they can totally join!)

Saw this and had to do it!

First time I’ve been able to tag my moots cause I got to this before them!

aaaaaaaaaabhh thank you for the tag!!!!

I LOVED THIS SO MUCHHHH

ummm tags @evb0 @sillygooseun @bistec-37 @richie-shitlips ALSO GUYS WHAT HAPEOEND TO LOGAN

me and also a bonus hedwig!! cause she wanted me to :)

open tags cause i never know who to tag!!

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MOTHER DAUGHTER ‼️‼️

pat pat the anxiety ball

kinger should adopt me tbh

just break into his little pillow fort and open your mouth (he will assume you are his young and drop worms into your mouth like a mother bird)

🎀🎀 🌟shoot me🌟 🎀🎀

bat flew into my school lobby and I panicked and ran into the bathroom cuz the teachers were holding all the other doors shut 😼😼

i got locked in the bathroom 💝

teachers had to get me out 🤩🤩🤩

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

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honeybeehusky

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

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thekinkstress
Reblog this.💯🗣💋
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lovesick-yandere

rEBlOg nOw

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thegreasyhair

I feel like this should be said too if you see a child yelling things like “this isn’t my mum, or I don’t know you” or something don’t ignore them! This system relies on people actually helping the child! It dosent matter how rude you’ll seem or how anxious you are you could be saving a child’s life!

Even if you just ask the child “Do you know this person” if the adult butt’s in make sure to ASK THE CHILD! Even a shy kid will tell you they don’t know this person or just met them or something!

DON’T IGNORE THE SIGNS!

ALWAYS REBLOG

Yikes, spooky this has to be a thing

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maggy-on-the-run

RB THE SHIT OUTTA THIS

I’m really glad I actually got taught all of these when I was very very young. I always looked older than what u actually was since I was very tall. I was 13 when people kept mistaking me for a 16 year old, so I had to grow up a bit faster than the usual ’^^

sad that we live in a world where every child should learn all of this.

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