A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

I was gonna say "who among us would follow an inhuman voice in the forest yelling HEY, HEY YOU WHAT'S UP?" but then I remembered this website has me pigeonholed as Most Likely To Be Taken By The Fae. So. Yeah fair enough to this owl, I would probably do the same.

The first in-depth conversation you have with Astarion he mentions that he was a magistrate before all the vampire stuff happened and now I want like a Night Court-style comedy where Judge Ancunin is basically just running silly bylaw & small claims cases because I just KNOW Baldur's Gate has racked up some insane regulations over the years

The lack of context here is thrilling

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

This panic happens like every few months.

On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

big and round shark

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

impressive

hmm

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

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And also watch their YouTube content.

Dr. Jekyll is like, the definition of mad scientist. He started with a hypothesis, one which very few would ever come up with and none other would dare to test: that Good and Evil can be mechanically separated in a person. He devised an experiment by which to put his theory to the test. He used himself as the test subject because crazy, and also because it put him in the best position to observe and record the results. And when things started to go wrong, he not only cleaned up after himself but left behind his conclusions on how and why he got the results he did, for future generations.

Yes, the experiment claimed the lives of several people including himself. Yes, his safety protocols were inadequate and his sample sizes were small. But unlike your garden variety mad engineers and unhinged tinkers, he was a goddamn Scientist.

i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

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