Vaeda

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

Bringing this back rq

Pet stores should post “Chameleon” on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.

Wheelchairs that have pedals for when your arms get tired 

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out..

Making decisions based on current emotions

Dropping out of the Paris Agreement

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

*blows a kiss to the swimming pool* for barb

this is so tender

this must be something about really loving your human because my cat heard it and ran up and instantly started cuddling me and rubbing against my arm

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

Sometimes I think I’m just another mentally disabled person who doesn’t know they’re mentally disabled.

hipster blog

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

sing your lowest note

THHIS VIDEO MAKES ME SOB I LAUGH SO HARD WHEN I SEE IT I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

Fuck you, universe. Of all the places and planets I could have been put, I got stuck here? 🌌