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@nourangul

Nouran | Probably older than you | 1900s minted | Writes things

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So while it should NOT feel like an act of resistance to hand out copies of the US Constitution...

...it very much does and that's what I'm doing. I'm also buying bulk lots from the ACLU to make what little cash I have go further. They sell them in lots of ten and I'll continue handing them out as long as I'm able.

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the death and resurrection of jonathan price

john price x female, wife!reader

angst with an eventual happy ending

word count: 1510

cw: none

chapter 2

songs: hurts like hell - fleurie, jackie and wilson - hozier,  angela - mötley crüe, haunted - taylor swift (acoustic version)

“john's alive.”

he’s alive.

that’s what laswell had told you.

ever since you received the news, you couldn’t sit still. you didn’t sleep, you barely ate.

“how?” you had asked. “where is he?”

laswell paused. “i can’t tell you any of that.” your blood started to boil. if this woman used the word ‘classified,’ you were going to scream. “this is is an unsecure line,” she explained, “but i’ll send someone to explain everything.”

you grabbed the phone from where it was cradled on your shoulder. “where. is. my. husband?” you snarled into the receiver.

despite your aggressive protests, kate didn’t tell you anything more. you shouted at her for a good minute and she patiently listened, which didn’t make you feel any better.

that was five days ago.

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Cursed Spadina Staircase Photoshoot

okay so my friend who did the photography is still sifting and editing through the rest of the photos but here are a few that pass muster largely unedited (i did a bit of poking at the colour grading in the default photo app)

shoutout to my lovely photographer, @sharlit-and-seedot for capturing the essence of man... tm

we're gonna go for some afternoon shots next tuesday!

the plan is to hit up casa loma and the distillery district for some cool afternoon and evening shots, so if you see a plague doctor shuffling around Toronto on tuesday, come say hi!

ALSO if any of yall have any funny captions/edits for these photos PLEASE MAKE THEM AND SHOW ME. MEMEIFY THE FUCK OUTTA THESE IMAGES!!!

I think i got my cryptids confused

also second backrooms cause i couldn't decide which i liked more

BACKROOOMING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

oh also @blu-jei made a full transparent version of this one ^ so like. here you are tumblr, free paper doll!

A witch stuck a Man...™ in a jar

After too much snacks.

mmm sumbflowr seebs

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An orphan develops the habit of talking to the moon as if it were a parent—just telling it about their day, and occasionally announcing milestones in their life, like their admission to college. Unbeknownst to them, the moon has been listening all along, and it's so very proud.

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MAGA/GOP patriarchal death spiral.

The stale misogyny and tired racism won't stop their lonely and loveless extinction.

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Masterlist

Not many people choose to live in a tourist town. Aside from the busy summer months though, it’s mostly quiet which is exactly what the 141 needs. A secluded spot on an expansive lake to escape, somewhere to recover physically and emotionally. It seems they aren’t the only ones with this idea. A woman who keeps to herself lives in the small cottage next to them. Some locals whisper about the distance she maintains from everyone, assuming she prefers solitude or just doesn't like them. They don’t realize that she’s trying to piece herself together again after a loss; too hurt to let anyone in, too scared to be shattered again. The 141 realize. They see the exhausted shuffle of her steps, the vacant eyes that stare but don’t really see. They know it well. It’s the face of someone who’s seen battle, who’s fighting a war alone and barely surviving. So they try to help. Push against the barriers she’s built, offer a hand to lift her from the pit. It’s a fight, each step a struggle as they break down her walls. And as they help her, they realize she’s healing a part of them, too—a part they thought was long gone, too dead to bring back to life. But even in this small corner of the world, life doesn’t stop; war doesn’t wait. They’ll all be faced with a choice that will either break them further or make them whole again.

Update from the man himself

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The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

My Ivy The symbolism of fidelity, friendship, and eternity. Not letting go on what it's attached itself to, binding different plants together and giving its love forever. Oh, lovely loyal ivy, with his eternal faithfulness and devotion, undying desires and protection. Remaining evergreen and thriving no matter how harsh and cold the world may be. Oh, lovely resilient ivy, with his continuous endurance and longevity, a gift that represents lasting bonds. I bid you nothing but tender affection and a fulfilling life, to go forth and intertwine your beliefs and affection for those you want to guard. To those you hold dear To those you fight standing for To those who need your unyielding sword Oh, my lovely little ivy, I know you will do so much. No matter where you stand amongst your fellow plants, I will forever love you and only you. My loyal, resilient, little ivy. My knight.

-o7

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Big day for trans people tomorrow

Lily Wachowski was at today's Rally for Trans Visibility in Chicago. Not as a speaker, just in the crowd. I see her at most of the trans/queer protests I attend.

can confirm, Lily is rad as fuck irl

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

  • A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.
  • Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.
  • Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.
  • Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.
  • If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.
  • Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.
  • Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.
  • Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

DO SOMETHING!

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