god's favorite set of teeth

all ive ever asked for is infinite power, the ability to control bugs with my mind, 5 trillion dollars, and the answer to every secret in the multiverse. i don’t think that’s unreasonable

There’s a novel about this

important buisness taking a wife away from me when we were preparing to sleep will be OUTLWEED under my regime. I was prepared to be so cozy and then She had to go DO IMPORTANT THINGS

I really like everyone's "it doesn't make sense. there weren't any signs. he was shown being comfortable with manhood at some point" arguement about certain transfem characters. you sound like parents (as a collective entity) but also do you earnestly actually believe every trans woman existed in a state of like primordial quaking in her boots about the very concept of masculinity? come now. and if you're saying that and trans yourself there really is no saving you.

at this point I'm just waiting for someone to whip out Ray Blanchard on June Eggbert

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

the tgirl gooner is like a type of protected animal

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Did you know that the Banded Garden Spider (Argiope trifasciata) is a species of orb weaver spider native to the American continents but can now be found around the world?

Their webs are quite large (typically with a diameter of 60cm but can reach up to 2m) and often have thicker threads in them called stabilimenta, both for structural support and for design.

These spiders get their name from the many black, white, and yellow horizontal bands across its body and legs.

They are typically more active in the autumn months as temperatures cool down.

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you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

Gender affirming surgery that gives you a tail

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

the rubber duck

For anyone curious what they mean by the rubber duck, rubber duck debugging is a tactic used by programmers to figure out bugs in the code. To do it, they explain the code, verbally, line by line, to the rubber duck until they find it. 

It’s also very useful for writers, and I’ve used it multiple times with rubber ducks, stuffed animals, and my friends.

“when i say it out loud i realize where the stupid was”

I literally cannot count the number of times I’ve gone to someone and told them ‘I can’t figure out what’s wrong with my story, please let me explain it to you’ and that was all it took. Sometimes they ask helpful questions like ‘did you remember to feed them’ or ‘so is this all on the same day’ but other times I don’t even need that, it just figures itself out as soon as I try to explain it to someone else.

It’s one of my go-to pieces of writing advice. You’re stuck on your story? sit down and tell me/someone all about it. 

i think being a semi-ironic maoist standard english, 'read settlers', card-carrying third worldist constantly talking about jdpon as any kind of western socialist but esp. as a white usamerican is corny and embarassing beyond belief. it just feels like a way to totally displace any responsibility to engage in serious political action innit, no substantive difference to all that "going to punk shows and house parties is the revolution" schtick that such people (rightly) make fun of

like i just think "well everyone here is just a treatlerite we need unlimited genocide on these first wordlers president xi please save us" is a cheap excuse to avoid engaging with the fact that 99% of marxist parties in your country are ossified fossils of bodies that might have engaged with mass proletarian politics 40 years ago at best and combination newspaper sales outlets/sex cults at worst as the culmination of a century of failures from the communist movement and therefore as a problem to be actually grappled with and solved. there is a awfully nice dovetail between "only the global south has revolutionary potential, we need jdpon to invade and reeducate the yankkk$" and "phew! guess those global southerners are the ones who have to do all the work"