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Eyerliner and Cigarettes

@nunofdoloresdei / nunofdoloresdei.tumblr.com

there a lot of things here. 24 y.o bi trans chick from australia. i like burgers. i love @fluffybraixenowo

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

funniest thing about kiwami 2 is how much daigo Feels like an emo teenager going through his rebellious phase but then you have startling moments of clarity like Oh this is a 30 year old man actually

Russia bombed a vacation resort in the Ukrainian city of Dnipro tonight, setting the area, including the resort restaurant's novelty wooden sailing ship, ablaze.

ryojiposted too hard now i’m watching my friends play p3 and drawing live like their court jester

i had a big rant in my drafts about how the "you can't call naoto trans, his arc is about ~misogyny~" argument fails not only due to the blatant trans imagery in naoto's dungeon, but because NONE of naoto's social link explores misogyny in the workplace and it's ONLY brought up after the shadow naoto fight as an easy excuse for why naoto was so desperate to become male, but then i realized i could better sum it up in one image

i have no clue what is supposed to be happening here but i am a very big fan of this gif. where are they going……

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