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doe | she/they | 20s | desi | queer | used to be @hauntedpearl | newbie dimension 20 enthusiast | spiritually, kingston brown is my dad | pizza is only okay but it gives me my powers so i eat it every day nom nom | wild magic sorcerer| hobbyist writer in pursuit of the craft | mentally unsound 🧚🏽✨
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crying over my own writing actually this is SO FUN my hobby is SO FUN

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Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on

The word gank appears in 17% of supernatural episodes

Not a fake number it’s either 53 or 54 I didn’t feel like counting a third time to check. Out of 327

It’s used for the last time in season 12. Never in 13/14/15.

About 45% of ganks fall within kripke era. There are zero! Ganks in season 1.

Season 10 also has zero ganks. Season 9 and season 12 have one singular gank. Gank use TANKS after season 8. Season 8 comparable to seasons 4/5 for ganks frequency and then s9. Once. S10. Never. S11. Twice. S12. Once

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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sheik

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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sheik

GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

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