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are the eggs that you jizz fertilised? do you have hordes of spider-children?
if you asked me a couple months ago how much my tumblr account would talk about my semen i wouldve said not at all
it is not fertilized, no
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Anonymous asked:
Ciri, quietly pondering to herself: ‘ Do not let him know how awkward you are. ‘
Roche: Nice weather.
Ciri: Oh, thanks—. . . What?
what the fuck are you even talking about this is a spiderman blog
ask me about the fucking green goblin or something please
please do not write the witcher imagines in my askbox
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Anonymous asked:
spider man are you weak to fire. on account of the spider
yes im very weak to fire. it burns me and it hurts and if you lit me on fire id probably die. i dont think those are because of any spider powers though
you know who else doesnt think those are because of any spider powers?
who is it, muscle man from regular show