He was tortured and beaten by the ogre
He was beaten and punished by the ogre
He was punished and pummelled by the ogre
He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre
He was tormented and injured by the ogre
He was injured and hurt by the ogre
He was hurt and broken by the ogre
He was broken and damaged by the ogre
He was damaged and harmed by the ogre
He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare
Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre
The Iranian city of Tabriz, as depicted by the 16th-century Ottoman polymath Matrakçı Nasuh, More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-maps-of-matrakci-nasuh-ottoman-polymath
bro was master chief
Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
skarmories and telephone poles
the funniest thing about this post is that fucking filthy frank somehow ended up being the least insane person here
Looking up in the thoroughfare