HOW DO CYBERTRONIAN HISTORIANS NOT KILL THEMSLEVES???
LIKE, GENUINELY. Nobody has last names. IMAGINE IF GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS JUST NAMED "GEORGE". This would actually be such a nightmare. IMAGINE HOW MANY BOTS OUT THERE HAVE SOME BASIC-ASS NAME LIKE "WHEELS" OR SOMETHING. IMAGINE BEING A PROFESSOR AND TRYING TO TEACH THIS SHIT. "And so, Wheels invented the bobble-knocker-fuckray..." "Sir? But didn't Wheels invent the nibble-nobble-smitherkacker?" "No, my young student. That was the OTHER Wheels." "Which one?" "The red one!" "There are three red ones." LIKE WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO AT THIS POINT?? YOU CANT EVEN SAY "OH, THE ONE FROM *INSERT DATE HERE*" THEY LIVE TOO LONG FOR THAT SHIT. THE OVERLAP WOULD BE INSANE. ACTUALLY INSANE. "Oh, but they have serial numbers! Just use those!!" SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AINT NO WAY ANYBODY REMEMBERING "PROFESSOR FU298787345642985". IF I SEE THAT SHIT ON MY CYBERTRONIAN HISTORY EXAM, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
