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23. MDNI. just yapping and reading fanfics.
FANFIC RECS:
criminal minds เผ the hunger games เผ the vampire diaries เผ marvel universe เผ miscellaneous
luke alvez + ice cream.ย
@mggslover for you
So we all know the 75th Quell wasnโt just for Katniss now, right??
It was - get rid of Finnick, people tell him too much and like him too much
It was - get rid of Mags (sheโll volunteer to save anyone), sheโs always been too much of a rebel and cares more about the tributes than the games (i.e. hiding Finnick from cameras)
It was - get rid of Beetee, weโre finally done with him (I want to know why heโs suddenly disposable though). But letโs make it as awful as possible and remind him every day what his son was feeling in his own last days
It was - get rid of Wiress (and also show the world what sheโs become) because she never should have won (and weโll show people what happens when you think youโre smarter than the Capitol)
It was - get rid of Johanna Mason, we killed everyone she loved and it didnโt break her enough so now we canโt control her
And of course, it was - get rid of those rebels from 12
But it wasnโt just punishment for Katniss. She had no idea how influential and volatile of a group they were.
Honestly, I feel like the 3rd Quell might have actually worked if the Capitol hadnโt decided to just send all the most rebellious and threatening victors into them. You canโt put 10+ people who rebelled in their own games back into an arena (and this time theyโre all together) and expect it to go well for you???
๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: spencer knew the statistics about long-distance relationshipsโyou knew he did, after all, heโd mindlessly mentioned them to you so many times, never realizing that every time he did, it felt like twisting the knife. but despite the initial struggles and the first tough month apart, it started to seem like they really didnโt apply to the two of you.
๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ/๐ญ๐ฐ: glasses reid x bau!female reader, long distance relationship&timezones, reader struggling with loneliness and sense of gloom, reader attending interpol training in another country (in netherlands tho it doesnt have much impact on the plot), queen elle being their relationship therapist for a whole one scene straight <33
๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฌ: 3.8k
๐/๐ง: requested by @mggslover but i'd write it anyway cause i missed my og beloved cutest couple xx
Click.
The light switch gave a soft snap, and light spilled through your apartment, letting you hang up your coat and bag. Oddโit didnโt feel at all like the weight of either had been lifted from your body.
Click.
Even such a small sound felt loud in the silence of your apartment. Always silent. When you tried to cover it up with TV or music, the place seemed to push those sounds away. To reject them, to refuse to let them seep into the walls and thin out the loneliness that clung to them.
You turned the light back offโyou were heading straight to the bedroom anyway, not even stopping by the bathroom. But then something came to mind, something that made you freeze for a second.
Click.
You knew your boyfriend would freak out if he even imagined you crawling into the bed you shared without at least washing your hands after a full day outโat work, in that bacteria trap known as public transport. Okay, maybe freak out was a bit of an exaggeration. Itโs not like heโd kick you out of bed or crash on the couch. You knew, though, that he wouldnโt feel comfortable with it. And that knowledge alone was enough to make you slip under the covers only after changing into clean clothes.
Well, your boyfriend wasnโt there.
Something tightened in your chest, though a soft laugh escaped your lips. "Spencer, you can't apologize for something like this." He nodded slightly. "I know. But...I think I have an idea on what to do to make you feel at least a little better. Well, at least in this one regard."
glasses reid glasses reid glasses reid glasses reid
๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: in which one spencer finds you in a place that might be attacked and tries to save your lifeโonly for you to end up saving his instead
๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ/๐ญ๐ฐ: spencer reid x diva!chemist reader, reader is at a club, mention of consumed alcohol in the past (but not drinking in the fic) spencer gets (lightly) beaten up, reader kills (shoots) the unsub
๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฌ: 3.8k
๐/๐ง: anon's request
There were many things Spencer Reid hated about clubs.
He had stepped into one just five minutes ago, and he had already checked off most of them. The purple and pink lights played a never-ending game of tag, intertwining, their intensity constantly shiftingโone moment revealing the silhouettes around him in sharp clarity, the next melting them into a single, writhing, deafening mass. Completely cut off from their surroundingsโbodies so absorbed in swaying to the pounding beat that they paid no mind to brushing against random strangers or accidentally shoving them aside.
He lost sight of Prentiss almost immediately. They had agreed to split up, sure but he would have preferred to at least know which direction she had gone. There were too many brunettes around to pick her out, and every time he tried to look around, he lost what little control he had over his path, colliding with someone's shoulder.
Eventually, he slowed his pace, nearly coming to a stopโone motionless pillar among the swaying crowd, set apart not just by his stillness but by the reason he was there in the first place.
Work felt like too trivial an excuse. Preventing a tragedyโฆmaybe a bit too grandiose.
Another case, another unsub. This time, a more local one. Someone sneaking into clubs, specifically tampering with fog machines and replacing their contents with toxic gas. One moment, the crowd lost in dance. The next, gasping for breath and collapsing in convulsions on the floor, a pop song cruelly lingering above them as they took their last breath.
This time, she didnโt acknowledge his words with a nod. Instead, she stepped closer, looping one arm around his neck, resting her chin against his shoulder, and staying still in that position, letting out just a sigh. Spencer, for most of the moment, felt too frozen to respond. And when he finally managed to, when he placed his hand gently on her back, returning the embrace, it was only a second before she pulled away and walked off.
and that, ladies and gentlemen, it's my fave shitzu & belgian malinois couple right there
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!Reader Category: Smut 18+ MDNI Summary: Bringing your boyfriend to a lingerie sale causes some big problems to arise. Luckily, youโre always down to take care of him, regardless of when and where. Content: 3.3k words, established relationship, Spencer is so so so down bad, reader is a menace, lots of banter, semi-public sex, hand job, improvised gags, unprotected p in v, needy sub!Spencer, kinda switch? Idk theyโre both horny for each other, size kink, reader wears lingerie and is shorter than Spencer. a/n: not proofread + am sick, pls forgive mistakes. I just needed something light and stupid after reading THG prequels and rewatching all the movies back to back so here we are. Same girlfriend reader as the last fic. Based on my darling loverโs request.
Heโs not sure how he got here.
Thatโs a lie. He knows exactly how he got here, why heโs here, and itโs because every single atom in his body seems to become irrationally unable to say no to you. Itโs pathetic, really. You donโt even have to plead anymoreโthough you still do, of course, pretty eyes widening just so, lower lip pushing out into a slight pout, and it makes his heart clench and his heart swell in ways that distress him. (Youโre dangerous for his health, heโs sure of it, but it doesnโt even matter. If his life is cut short, he canโt think of a better way to go than being loved by you.)
Today, you hadnโt even done that. Just words spoken in a soft little whine, โMy favorite store has an ongoing sale.โ
How is he to deny you? The boutique isnโt too far away, and while heโd had plans to read for his day off, he can put those off for you. He can read anywhere, at any time. In pockets of vacancy at work, idle minutes during his commute. Time with you is precious, and if you want him to accompany you to a store, then thatโs precisely what heโll do.
Thereโs just one problem: you hadnโt really specified what kind of store.
Would he have been able to say no if you told him from the beginning that heโd be accompanying you into a lingerie store? Survey says no, probably not, but still, the heads up would have been nice. Kind, actually, because now heโs trailing behind you like a lost puppy, surrounded on all sides by flouncy, see through fabric in suggestive cuts. Lingerie. You brought him along as you went lingerie shopping.
if i have a spencer reid with me while shopping for lingerie, my life would be so much betterrrr
learning sign language so you can make inappropriate comments to spencer while at work and you sign โwant to suck your cockโ and spencer just looks at you all bewildered like โsince when did you know ASL?โ
dirty talking to spencer in ASL genre: sfw with sexual innuendos word count: 1,8k a/n: a lil something while i'm working on kinkfest :)
Spencer Reid is a man of many talents. People say โ well, specifically, Spencer once told you that learning a new skill is easiest around the age of ten and how the process will be more difficult once you reach the age of eighteen. Something about neural connections forming rapidly, the unconscious system, the critical periodโฆ To be honest, you lost your focus the moment he mentioned the new skill heโd learned: sign language.ย
Spencer was excited to tell you about this new skill. He already knew a handful of languages, from Russian to Yoruba, but what appealed to him most about ASL was the hand motions. How he didnโt need to pronounce any of the words. You still chuckle to yourself when the memory of him pronouncing a Spanish sentence pops up in your head. How vividly you could picture Elle correcting him. There was nothing funny about him using ASL, though. In fact, you remember the way your throat tightened and your cheeks heated when his hands started moving โ long fingers, decorated in veins, flexing into different symbols at a speed that other beginners would envy.
โThat means โI love you, and that sweater looks pretty on youโ.โ
You had laughed. Had leaned in to press a soft kiss to his lips. โI love you,โ you replied. A hot pink flush made its way onto his face, a shy smile tugging on his lips.ย
โDoes this mean youโll be speaking to me in sign now?โ
"Spencer was excited to tell you about this new skill. He already knew a handful of languages, from Russian to Yoruba, but what appealed to him most about ASL was the hand motions. How he didnโt need to pronounce any of the words. You still chuckle to yourself when the memory of him pronouncing a Spanish sentence pops up in your head. How vividly you could picture Elle correcting him. There was nothing funny about him using ASL, though. In fact, you remember the way your throat tightened and your cheeks heated when his hands started moving โ long fingers, decorated in veins, flexing into different symbols at a speed that other beginners would envy."
i have no words, just feelings.
๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: in which one spencer reid tries to focus on work, but keeps getting distracted. first by an unexpected phone call. then by the way you start flirting with another agent right across from his desk. but in the end, why does it even bother him?
๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ/๐ญ๐ฐ: spender reid x diva!chemist reader, reader kinda threatens to poison him, but its not a threat, just their silly way of showing mutual affection <3
๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฌ: 3.3k
๐/๐ง: anon's request. heyyy wonderful people, just letting you know that your request was the second-to-last in my inbox, so im opening them again! feel free to send me your ideas for the diva reader series, im already grateful in advance :>
Spencer usually gave out his phone number only to the people closest to him.
That way, he didnโt get unnecessary calls distracting him from more important matters, and he could be sure that if someone truly needed to reach him, they wouldnโt have any trouble doing so.
So, as he walked through the Quantico office, planning to track down Hotchโwho supposedly wanted to see himโhe was so absorbed in their case that he pressed his phone to his ear without thinking, without even looking at the screen, fully expecting to hear a familiar voice. Someone from the team, maybe.
Insteadโฆ
"Hey there, gorgeous."
A slightly raspy male voice. Spencer immediately estimated the caller to be around forty, judging by the subtle rustling soundโwhoever it was, they were holding the phone just a little too close to their mouth.
Spencer froze in place.
His first thoughtโa wrong number.
His secondโanother one of Morganโs pranks.
Just in case it was the latter, he didnโt hang up immediately. If his friend had planned something, he needed to find out whatโso he could properly retaliate later.
"Spencer had a few female friends, but everythingโliterally everythingโpointed to her. First of all, he was nearly certain none of the others had gone out last night. They had all been working together, after all. Second, and somehow more importantlyโnone of them, except her, would have found it remotely funny to give his number to a random guy. As a joke? Was that what this was supposed to be?"
forgot that "black cat & golden retriever" feeling, spencer and diva!reid gives me the "shitzu & belgian malinois" type of feeling. cute but dangerous. sweet but protective. spencer being jealous and diva!reader using this as a playful thing it was what i needed to read this night! thank you so much matilda! หสโกษห
how are you doing? <33
@oceanbaes how are u holding up
me right now:
unfriendly reminder peetaโs heart stopped three times before heโs even tortured in the capitol. Twice after the first games and once during the second.
the capitol tortured someone who has gone into cardiac arrest three times. maybe his heart stopped there, too. they used electric shocks on Johanna, no reason they wouldnโt on him too.
this week's plan: finish the poppy war so i can yap with @darkmatilda and @esote-rika
HOW AM I A WHORE?
- AARON HOTCHNER, 2009
he. is. a. whore.