Woah mama!!

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

"what if someone's faking-" WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEES LITERALLY WHO EVEN CAAAAAAAAAAAARES OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DUDE WHO EVEN CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

i miss you blaseball

i miss you maincord i miss you team channels i miss you general channel spam during championship matches i miss you hours long team debates during elections i miss you forbidden book i miss you new shop items i miss you hall of flame leaderboard i miss you ego leaderboard i miss you propaganda shitposts i miss you new player lorejams i miss you game band yes-anding every major site crash and feature bug i miss you red herring i miss you new pre-history library passages i miss you garage album releases i miss you grand unslam i miss you wyatt masoning i miss you day x i miss you New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III i miss you coffee cup i miss you semi-centennial i miss you short circuits. i miss you blaseball

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

ppl just don't realize that hallucinations and delusions are so common and the people who experience them can be otherwise completely normal (and i'd argue they are normal in that regard to but topic for another time), and when they find out someone is schizophrenic or something they're like. trying to find some kind of explanation, looking back to see if there were "signs". the explanation is that psychotic people are everywhere and it's not a big deal.

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

open the image in a new tab, then search the URL until you find a section reading "format=webp". you can replace "webp" with "png" (or any other kind of file!) and reload. then it should save as your preferred file type!! my magic wisdom

in stars on that time

The saga continues....

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

"we had ai-"

"i asked chat gpt-"