*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰

Fives has an important message for you!

Hire me Animal Jam

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A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:

Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.

Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked

white people are on some other kind of shit i swear

@starrypuppygirl @graveyardoftinyhens @asteroidwings

santas sleigh over the house tonight. Everybody gonna have a jolly time

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I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

A lot of people were asking for the pitbull version of this post, so here you go

@starrypuppygirl