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LIAN - it/its - 20 - i am probably a problem - my autisticness is rooftop perfectionism - avid performer of "don't like don't read/interact"

very late introduction post, I assume

eyo there. the name's lian, aka offmyfuxkingmind. which is partly because everything I post is to get it off of my mind. hah. not Funny? don't read ahead for more jokes.

this blog may contain birds.

I am a mid to high support needs person who happened to have taken the Autism pill before birth. I got no gender, just a pair of cat eyes floating in the void living off of adding random commentary to posts that aren't mine.

my SPIN is mainly hermitcraft. started watching mid season six because of the goatmadman. be aware, I rb hermitship content.

some of my older SPINs include: homestuck, naruto and the john wayne cleaver series. you will also see some mairuma stuff here and there, as well as arknights fanart rbs! (I've been in a hella lot of fandoms over the years) (I usually come back around to stuff)

spreading aak propaganda

I am inherently pro fiction and anti censoring anything in general. meaning I don't give one fuck what you do (as long as you don't shove it into my midnight snacksies.) very firm believer that children under 16 don't belong on the internet.

=> if you don't like me, leave. long over caring :3

have a very teethy smiley day or some

Pearl!! I’m glad someone was able to convince her to wear the gold dress, she was saying she was worried she would be over dressed but she looks gorgeous.

I tried to tell yall you needed to warn your local sapphics. I tried to warn you. Just Life Series ladies looking incredible.

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

Freya: *hangs up the

receiver, unplugs the phone,

and goes back to sleep.*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this is a really shortened version of the events if I feel like it I will make more comics talking about it, sorry if the text is bad written or something English is not my first lenguage, hope u guys enjoyed it I spent a whole afternoon doing it! TT

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

how much to buy tumblr. I’m completely serious how much do you think they’ll sell for

it’s a good thing they’re not tablebottom games because otherwise you’d have to fuck around with like magnets or glue or some shit. youd always have to be dealing with dice or miniatures falling into your eyes. hard to rp expressively while living in constant fear of banging your head. honestly we’re so lucky when you think about it

i don’t stand by everything that i said in 2018, but i maintain that this would be awful

Wings of Pages

All the words on those wings are either bits of my own poetry and writing, or complete utter gibberish because my hand got tired 😂

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