Hands down this is the funniest YouTube thumbnail of all time
There’s ring doorbell footage where she tries to cave in her ex husbands ex wives door with a 2x4. This is an hour long part one of four. (Not counting the previous video covering her) The FBI is involved. There’s sovereign citizens. There’s restraining orders. There’s frivolous lawsuits. The video has been in the making since at least march. At one point judge Oakley calls his wife his “bed partner”
Did you know that the words “baby mama” and “baby daddy” are often used in court by judges and lawyers and defendants? Some judges, especially judge Boyd, will correct you if you say it, and make you say “the father/mother of your child” but judges like judge fleischer and judge manning use it quite a lot
Judge Perkins is one of my favorite judges because he gets so excited whenever he is able to mention the cases that people try and cite because he has read them all and can dismantle the arguments that people try and lay out why. And he goes so in depth about it it makes me happy
#my current special interest is judges on YouTube and it’s awesome#god when judge Perkins was like this is what the right to travel means and this is what the case was about it was about protesters not about#not having a valid drivers liscense. I’m not kidding when I say that his microphone is a bit quieter though#re: my previous judgeposting judge Washington was so awesome when apa Rachel Mcduffie was in her courtroom because she is the same way#not every judge will go so in depth about the cases that people cite but it’s really cool when they do#judgeposting
I should rank judges based on how good their videos are at falling asleep to. On one side there is judge Bryant (just trust me) Minecraft judge (will raise his voice) to judge Boyd (interesting to listen to, not misdemeanor judge so they’re often heavy cases) to judge fleischer (talks very low until he doesn’t. He will raise his voice too), judge Middleton (always quiet but his courtroom often gets loud) to judge Perkins (his microphone isn’t great but it’s so procedural it’s comforting) to judge Washington (she’s so chill. Perfect to fall asleep to)
#most of these judges are from Detroit and around there the only ones who aren’t are judge Minecraft fleischer and Boyd#Michigan livestreams all of their courts and since Detroit is the most populated area more things happen there)#I’m not even kidding about this not even being half of them#I didn’t include judge Simpson or judge king (👎) or judge shackleford or judge gauthier or judge disanto#judge gauthier is from Sheboygan and it’s become a vocal stun whenever they say Sheboygan#or that judge that sounds like David cross I forget his name#or judge manning or judge Garcia or judge Hernandez or the other judge whose last name I forget but her name is Tammy#judgeposting
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Thinking about how judge Boyd always stops defendants when they say I messed up or I made a mistake she goes “choices. You made choices.” because like… yeah. It helps communicating with people especially in apologizing and showing that I really understand. Cause saying that I made choices gives me more agency. She says like “a mistake is me leaving my glasses at home” its so real and true
I don't know why youtube isn't letting me copy the timestamped video but an example is around 23:30
Thinking about how judge Boyd always stops defendants when they say I messed up or I made a mistake she goes “choices. You made choices.” because like… yeah. It helps communicating with people especially in apologizing and showing that I really understand. Cause saying that I made choices gives me more agency. She says like “a mistake is me leaving my glasses at home” its so real and true