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Ava. 30+. bengali. muslim. bisexual. she/her. office clown. avid reader. bollywood. pro wrestling. theoryofthevanquished, victorsandvanquishers, and Avacelt on AO3. Icon credit to pup-pee.

Fandom: DC Comics

Ships: Bart Allen/Kon El

Ratings: T+

Warnings: the bodies. they do be horror'ing

Summary: Life with Bart Allen and Kon El, as told by the freshly resurrected Dox the Dog.

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Hello, BartKonnies. This was part of Flashfic Friday, a self-led challenge to write, edit, and post fics in one sitting. I killed this baby in two and a half hours LOL. It is based off some of my shitposts, if you even care. Enjoy the romantic horrors, and don't forget to leave dear Ava a review! If you don't, I will haunt you even in death. o(*๏ฟฃโ–ฝ๏ฟฃ*)ใƒ–

back in my day, we got fun little games and jokes for april fool's. the lizard president race. coppy. crabs. the horse. boops, god, remember boops? now all they do is fuck up the ui. this used to be a website.

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