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Anonymous asked:
Sevika, give me your patronage once again, and I will give discounted haircuts for all of your mystery children. Trust that if I can give you a clip on shimmer, I can handle squirming tots. The chair is getting cold without you. -your ex-barber
P.S. That child support must be steep. You need the deal.
I'll think about it. I'm inclined to tell you to fuck right off but I do have a lot of kids and they do tend to need haircuts.
If I agree I'm going to watch you sweep up and dispose of any and all hair before leaving your establishment... and no more snip snip on shimmer that just seems like a bad idea. I'd like to keep my ears.
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you know what? i think butches should be assholes more often! grab my face, squish my cheeks and coo at me when i'm pissed off at you. reach under my skirt and snap my the band of my panties against my ass just so you can laugh at how i yelp in public. tug on my hair to get my attention when i'm not looking and when i whine that you're doing it too hard, mock me for how much i liked it the night before when i was on all fours. send me nasty texts at the worst of times, coax me to run to the bathroom and call you to get off, spend the rest of the night making fun of me for it and mimicking my noises. shove your fingers in my mouth when i start complaining and laugh in satisfaction when i immediately begin sucking. or whatever
This is disgusting and deplorable and no butch show come around and show me exactly why I'm wrong...
Careful what you wish for Kiramman.
I don't know what you're talking about! I specifically said you SHOULDN'T try and show me how I'm wrong...
now put those fingers to good use away.
Say less, I'm already omw.
Anonymous asked:
How soon do you want it? I can get any colour you want and size
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I mean I’ll take it as soon as I can get it but I under these things can take some time.
I like purple but red is a good color too. Something middle of the road seems a sensible choice. I’d like to make use of it as much as possible… for science you feel?
So something easily manageable in terms of size.
Do I even want to know how you’re going to make this happen?