AU where SY transmigrates as Bingge’s harem. All of them. As a hive mind.

LBH doesn’t notice at first, as each body continues acting more or less like their previous selves, if a bit more doting. They take more interest in the politics of the joined realm, offering shrewd insight that never fails LBH. They show more concern over Xin Mo, but still shyly offer themselves to sate it. They hold him closer when he takes them, and gently stroke his hair in the aftermath. Most often, multiple wives harmoniously join his bed, using many pairs of hands take care of him, combing his hair and massaging his shoulders and kissing down his chest at the same time, each as gentle as the last.

Things start to seem off when he realizes his wives will often stop moving when he leaves the room. He’ll catch a few of them sitting together staring blankly into space, only to light up and return to normal when he makes his presence known. There hasn’t been any conflict within his harem in months, and the rare times Binghe has overheard arguments between his wives, they sound nonsensical, more like a crazy person talking to themself.

Stranger still, every eligible young woman he’s met recently has known too much about him, and acted a bit too familiar, patting his head the exact same way his wives had all begun to.

Something is wrong with his wives, and Binghe should be concerned, but that something has made them all love him more than before, with a warmth Binghe had thought was lost to him. There is something wrong with his wives, and Luo Binghe doesn’t want it to stop.

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

world heritage post

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[ID: The original Connecticut Clark and Malfina saga. Clark is a simply drawn, oddly shaped humanoid with a snout and no expression. Malfina is a very tall woman with a witch’s hat, large horns, long dark hair, a prominent bust, and purple eyes. She is drawn in more detail than Clark.

Part one begins with two sock puppet people. One holds up a paper with a drawing of Clark and says: “This is my OC, his name is Clark.” The other one smiles and says: “Wonderful, what sort of OP powers does he have?” The creator of Clark says: “None.”

Their friend says: “Ok thats cool..ls he attractive at all?” Clark’s creator says: “No he’s quite below average honestly.” Their friend’s face falls and they ask: “Ok well what about an over dramatic back story?” Clark’s creator says: “not really, his parents love him very much.” The friend frowns: “Ok well where is he from? Hell? A magic forest?” Clark’s creator says: “connecticut.”

Part two starts with Malfina’s entrance. She booms: “MORTALS BOW DOWN, I AM MALFINA THE DEMON WITCH AN- woah dude you are a solid 4/10.” Clark says: “Howdy i’m Clark want to come over to my parents’ house for a connecticut dinner”. (Note: “Connecticut” is spelled wrong). Malfina stares, then squints and asks: “what.”

Part three starts with Clark saying: “Welcome to my parents’ home.” The view changes to show Clark’s parents. They look just like him, but one wears a red bow and one wears a top hat. They say: “We are proud parents, please drink the connecticut water.” Clark’s mother holds out a glass of bright yellow-green liquid. Malfina looks down with horror at the glass, then looks up with a frown and says: “I do not want the connecticut water.”

Part four starts with Clark’s mother saying: “You look like a cold harlot out in a snowstorm, here is a sweater.” She holds out a pink sweater that says “connecticut kitty” with some kind of animal on it. Malfina puts her hands to her mouth in delight and says: “oh.” Clark’s mother says: “I baked it fresh for you this morning.” The view zooms in on Malfina’s face, her eyes wide and shadowed as she says: “what.”

Part five starts with a woman of similar form to Clark. Her head is elongated, and she is wearing a green bow. She says: “Hey clark who’s this hussy you’re with? I just won "miss tall head connecticut”. Why don’t you get with me a REAL woman.“ Malfina looks unimpressed as she says: "I could vaporize you.” Clark interjects: “Now you hold on right there Cindy, this gals got a heart of gold and you can’t talk down to her like that.” Malfina’s expression does not change, but she blushes very faintly.

The last part starts with Clark offering out a ring and asking: “will you make me the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and marry me?” Malfina stares for a second. Then, without her expression changing, she says: “ok.” The last panel shows Clark and Malfina at their wedding. Clark is wearing a top hat, and Malfina has her hair up and is wearing a white wedding dress with black gloves and a black choker with Clark’s face on it. She is smiling and holding a bouquet of white flowers. She is comically taller than Clark, who only comes up to her thighs. End ID]

you know what the funniest part of cumplane relationship to me is? that airplane remembers sy’s Internet handle. because airplane, at the point he realizes sy is a transmigrator, has been dead in his own world for decades. he hasn’t seen a computer in decades and so it would have been very normal for him to have forgotten many Internet handles. Heck, this guy probably does not even remember his own damn password. Again, very normal considering everything.

So like, what level of insane dickriding did Shen Yuan do to CEMENT his Internet handle onto airplane’s brain is beyond me but it sure makes me giggle harder the more I think about it

tags that I would marry

My sincere thanks for getting all the tags that made me giggle 🙏🥰

i experience and express sexual attraction in a totally normal and healthy way

always thinking of abigail hobbs

i will always hate the trope of fictional gay couples having a daughter because of her and claudia. those men never care about those girls, the girls are always just tools for those couples and they’re doomed to be caught in their orbit

And I hate Louis & Lestat and Will & Hannibal for how they treated those girls. Literally collateral. Those girls lives are consequence of the love that they have for each other and it makes me kind of hate them

always thinking of abigail hobbs

i will always hate the trope of fictional gay couples having a daughter because of her and claudia. those men never care about those girls, the girls are always just tools for those couples and they’re doomed to be caught in their orbit

robot smoocher rights.

tits-mcgee.

made these earlier

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