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MDNI ┃ +18 only ┃Mutant Ninja Turtles short thirsts, smut and drabbles ┃ tw: dark content ┃Requests: CLOSED ┃HIATUS
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☆ MASTER POST ☆

If you follow, know that:

  1. +18 blog, MDNI. NSFW content here is everyday's bread.
  2. I've been in this fandom since 2003, and these characters are growing old with me, so everyone is depicted mid-twenties and older. Any bitching about this matter = instant block ♡
  3. TMNT now stands for 'Twentysomething' and 'Thirtysomething' Ninja Turtles. Please consider tagging it like that if you reblog from me.
  4. I write requests for versions from 2003 to 2016 only.
  5. I'm a sucker for dark stuff so follow at your own risk

Reblogs and comments are appreciated! ❤

#I go by Tim#king / slut / they / them#If you have an empty or uncustomized blog I will block u#* blows kiss *
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Happy New Year!!! I'm so happy to have experienced such a beautiful year in all of your company. I wish for all your goals and dreams to come true. Keep being iconic—I love you all! 💖🎉✨

#tim talks#tmnt x reader
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definitely-canon asked:

Hi! I saw that your requests were still closed but I also saw your Kinktober post so I'd figured I'd try anyway! Could you please do something with 03 Raph and “Again! Please, again!” quote? Thank you and Happy Kinktober! ❤️❤️❤️

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You are absolutely correct! I changed the status on my Bio, thank you!!

NSFW: MDNI | 18+ | Raph is 30-something, and he loves fucking you hard ♡ | Kinktober Spicy Special

You loved it when he plumped so much cum into you that you could feel it dripping off your hole. The rough texture of his plastron pressing against your chest, teasing your nipples in a way no human could, was utterly intoxicating.

Raph pushed your legs wider, pulling out before driving back in with a single, relentless thrust. The perfect size of his head hitting you just in the right spot so hard and so good your eyes rolled to the back of your head. You growled, your nails digging into the edges of his shell. He froze.

"Hey, you alright?"

"Yeah," you said, uncaring of how much your words slurred. "Again! Please, again!"

Rapahel moaned, trembling and out of breed as you clenched around him.

"Fuck, Doll, you're sucking me in— you wanna come?"

"Yes!"

"Yeah?" he picked up his cruel pace again, hard and hot, and he didn't stop until your arms became jelly around his neck and your pretty pussy throbbed again and again.

"Yeah?" His voice was low, teasing, as he picked up his cruel pace once more—hard, hot, urgent. He didn’t stop until your arms, weak as jelly, slipped from his neck, and your pretty pussy pulsed, throbbing with every wave of pleasure that coursed through you, again and again.

#thirtysomething ninja turtles#twenty something ninja turtles#tmnt smut#tmnt 2003 smut#tmnt x reader smut#raph x reader smut
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KINKTOBER PROMPT LIST

Being 12 days late is better than never, right? This is a special list of prompts I’ve gathered from across the internet, with a few of my own sprinkled in. Feel free to send them in, and I’ll write something short for you!

Dialogue prompts

  • “Fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”
  • “You look just about good enough to eat.”
  • “We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?”
  • “I’m going to fucking ruin you.”
  • “You can take it, you’ve done it before.”
  • “Just a little more.”
  • “Swallow. All of it.”
  • “Faster! Please, let me come!”
  • “Come one more time for me, I know you’ve got it in you.”
  • “How do you want it?”
  • “That’s so fucking hot.”
  • “Are you holding back? Don’t.”
  • “Don’t think so much, just let your body take control.”
  • “Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.”
  • “Come for me, you’ve done so well.”
  • “Again! Please, again!”
  • “You like it that much, hm?”
  • “I need you. I need you both, right now.”
  • “You know, I could always get you off right here, right now.”
  • “I never thought I’d hear you say that, fuck, that’s hot.”
#Sobbing because I finally have some time.#tmnt smut#tmnt kninktober#twenty something ninja turtles#thirtysomething ninja turtles
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Silly headcanons of mine

Everyone else is sharing silly hcs and I wanted to join 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

- Donnie made meth once by accident

- All three brothers lost Mikey more than once in the sewers when they were kids

- Raph actually had a human friend he snuck out to meet once in a while

- Leo straight up falls asleep during meditation many times. The only reason the others doesn't know is because he doesn't snore sitting up

- Mikey trains when he can't sleep when everyone else is asleep

- He can actually bench more than Raph

- Raph doesn't know that

- Donnie has been caught eating coffee grounds

- Despite what everyone else thinks, Donnie actually has the healthiest sleep schedule in my hc. Why? Because he knows he needs sleep for his brain to function properly.

- LEO is the insomniac. *slaps Leo's bald head* this bad boy can fit so much trauma and anxiety boy can rarely relax enough to sleep

- April got him sleeping pills

- ...they don't work.

- He doesn't have the heart to tell her

- Raph and Mikey often turtle pile and sleep together

- Mikey because he likes to have the weight of Raph on him

- Raph because it means he knows the baby is safe

- Sometimes Splinter finds them all piled together in a snoring heap

Tag list: @redsrooftopprincess @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos @the-cauldron-witch

Lemme know if you want on it and I'll do my best to remember <3

#“ Donnie made meth once by accident”#BAHAHAHAHA#EXCUSE ME THAT'S CANON#idk what anyone says#starting strong I see#I love this!!#I want splinter reaction to it!!#timtalks-
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the-fandom-fuckup asked:

Sending in 10, 19, n 23 for the tmnt ask meme, please n ty ^-^

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Hi! Thanks for asking ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

10. How much tmnt merch do you own?

Not much, actually. A couple of Hot Wheels of Turtle Van from some time ago and stuffed animals with big heads and small bodies, one of each ninja guy. I'm not that big on merch :')

19. Give ONE character a gun.

MIKEY

23. If you could have a tmnt crossover with ANY other series, which would it be?

2007 + Rise would be fucking hilarious

#ask gameeee#tmnt 2007#tmnt 2018#timtalks-
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Turtle Asks!

  1. How did you get into tmnt?
  2. Favorite iteration?
  3. Iteration you haven't seen/read but want to start?
  4. Iteration you are purposely avoiding?
  5. If you were a ninja turtle, what color would your mask be?
  6. How many of the Renaissance artists are you familiar with?
  7. Favorite really obscure character?
  8. Favorite villain/antagonist?
  9. If you could change one thing about TMNT, what would it be?
  10. How much tmnt merch do you own?
  11. Favorite turtle (iteration specific)?
  12. Favorite turtle across all iterations?
  13. Which character are you the most similar to?
  14. Which character would you want to be friends with?
  15. Have you ever made fan content for tmnt?
  16. Favorite theme song?
  17. What's your favorite pizza topping(s)?
  18. Did any of their voice actors really stand out to you?
  19. Give ONE character a gun.
  20. Give one character an air horn.
  21. Give one character a hug?
  22. Have you watched/read any of the iterations more than once?
  23. If you could have a tmnt crossover with ANY other series, which would it be?
  24. Roast your favorite character (affectionate)

EDIT: For anyone new to tumblr, this is an ask list. If you reblog it, then your followers can send you an ask with some of the numbers, and you answer the corresponding questions! It’s a fun and interesting way to get to know your friends and mutuals on tumblr. Make sure you have your asks enabled!

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