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gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

*being yelled at by a christian conversion therapist* "maids do not form «platoons», maids do NOT carry automatic firearms, and they CERTAINLY do not spray fairies with poisonous gas like common pests."

drawing of a nightmare situation i may or may not currently be in

Raffle prize for @panz-norix ! Wasn’t sure what kind of Dragonborn your dude is from the reference, so I went with a bit of a generic brass/bronze metallic color. Sorry if that’s not accurate! :)

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

it was ötzi .

So tempted to blaze this post

To Help celebrate today, dusted off my first actual trans character whom doesn’t get as much loving as he used to but he still holds a special place in my heart. He is my rabid lil trash man whom may be a super sexy powerful villain. 

i cannot stop laughing at send no pee

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

Had to add this gem

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.