women want steve buscemi acting an a cohen brother’s movie in a dorky bowling outfit and a middle part to be dumb as fuck and rail them. this is the ideal man.
Link x Tamana HC
- “How could I ever forget?”
- “Your heart is like an hatano egg, easy to give but also easy to break”
- Link winking at her
- Link coming back to Hateno village to sleep for the night whenever he’s adventuring nearby
- Tamana working at the entrance of the village to wait for him if he ever comes back
- Villagers think Link’s a freeloading since he only asks Tamana for eggs, but that’s just something he does for her attention
Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying
Children while their parents try to work from home
Old Ass
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2M8Dur3
by Jam_sandwhich
Jared runs his hands through Richard’s hair as he goes on about what they need to accomplish at work today.
“Gray is a really nice color on you, Richard.”
Richard is wearing a white t-shirt and blue boxers. He thinks about the possibility of Jared being color blind until it dawns on him.
Words: 2647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Silicon Valley (TV)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Richard Hendricks, Jared Dunn, Dinesh Chugtai, Bertram Gilfoyle
- Relationships: Jared Dunn/Richard Hendricks
- Additional Tags: Established Relationship, tiniest bit of angst, Comfort, Hand Jobs, Richard is self conscious and Jared says no
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I decided to show my face again
♫ MC Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident ♫
The guy with the gun: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius
The guy behind the camera: Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer
A comic about Toads!
zodiac signs? in MY 2019?
- dwarves - (march 21 - apr 19)
- hobbits - (apr 20 - may 20)
- nymphs - (may 21 - june 20)
- angels - (june 21 - july 22)
- dragons - (july 23 - aug 22)
- mermaids - (aug 23 - sep 22)
- banshees - (sep 23 - oct 22)
- elves - (oct 23 - nov 21)
- werewolves - (nov 22 - dec 21)
- sirens - (dec 22 - jan 19)
- vampires - (jan 20 - feb 20)
- faeries - (feb 21 - march 20)