women want steve buscemi acting an a cohen brother’s movie in a dorky bowling outfit and a middle part to be dumb as fuck and rail them. this is the ideal man.

Link x Tamana HC

- “How could I ever forget?”

- “Your heart is like an hatano egg, easy to give but also easy to break”

- Link winking at her

- Link coming back to Hateno village to sleep for the night whenever he’s adventuring nearby

- Tamana working at the entrance of the village to wait for him if he ever comes back

- Villagers think Link’s a freeloading since he only asks Tamana for eggs, but that’s just something he does for her attention

Old Ass

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2M8Dur3

by Jam_sandwhich

Jared runs his hands through Richard’s hair as he goes on about what they need to accomplish at work today.

“Gray is a really nice color on you, Richard.”

Richard is wearing a white t-shirt and blue boxers. He thinks about the possibility of Jared being color blind until it dawns on him.

Words: 2647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2M8Dur3

I decided to show my face again

zodiac signs? in MY 2019?

  • dwarves - (march 21 - apr 19)
  • hobbits - (apr 20 - may 20)
  • nymphs - (may 21 - june 20)
  • angels - (june 21 - july 22)
  • dragons - (july 23 - aug 22)
  • mermaids - (aug 23 - sep 22)
  • banshees - (sep 23 - oct 22)
  • elves - (oct 23 - nov 21)
  • werewolves - (nov 22 - dec 21)
  • sirens - (dec 22 - jan 19)
  • vampires - (jan 20 - feb 20)
  • faeries - (feb 21 - march 20)
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