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Hi there

@oregoff-oregon

the name is Bill C. Pines. 15. He/they. ???. work part-time at the mystery shack. (Redemption au)

Well well well, it's nice to be back!

I had another blog on here years ago that I deleted out of embarrassment. But I have returned!

And it looks like I'm not the only one! Mr stale Dorito publishes a half-baked memoir and suddenly there's ciphers crawling out of the woodwork! Bills popping up like hot cakes!

Not that I mind, it's fascinating to watch you guys on my break.

If you have any questions for lil old me. Feel free to click the mail box and drop em in!

Or just shoot me a message. Coward.

Anyways! Gotta run! Enjoy the chaos!.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WIFE

:3 that's all

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???? WHAT? I AM "BLOCKING" YOU.

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I saaaaaaaaaaid.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WIFE! I WILL CHEW THROUGH YOUR DRY WALL AND EAT YOUR STUPID HAT. And then stab you :3

DO NOT EAT MY HAT!!!!!

ใ€ŠHe snatches Euclids hatใ€‹

ENI GRAB THE BBQ SAUCE ITS EATIN TIME!

MY

Hฬถฬ‡ฬ‚ฬ•ฬ€ฬ‘ฬฝฬนฬงฬฒฬžอˆฬซอˆฬฐฬžฬณAฬธอ˜ฬ”อ˜ฬ…อ—อ†ฬฬšอƒฬ‚ฬฬฏอ‰ฬณอ™ฬฎฬฬกTฬธอ›ฬ‘อ„อ„ฬƒอ˜อ„อŽ

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A SHITTY FATHER! AND ALSO BECAUSE I COULDNT DO IT TO MY OWN DAD!
Bill no!

ใ€ŠThe hat is goneใ€‹

He approached the home of Life, ready to break the rule of sanctuary and drag the brat out himself.

A figure blots out the sun.

" long ago, I made a grave mistake. I spared what was easily mines to take. Trapped inside a world so small. You ate your comrades, bones and all. I felt it was merciful, that it was what was right. I feel no mercy, i feel no fight "

The spotted axolotl watches in horror as his mouth opens, revealing rows of jagged teeth that weren't there before, and a look of bloodlust in the others eyes.

Across the universe, they hear his screams.

No longer exists, his arrogant dreams.

The pink one had made an oath, his intentions were best.

A life of violence and war behind him, put to rest.

Between his teeth, he will do what he should have before.

The cannibal is ripped to shreds, and ' the one who Hungers 'hungers no more....

" ... love? Are you alright? "

The axel-lottel weeps.

Anonymous asked:
โ€œTellย  me,ย  wouldย  youย  everย  sayย  toย  me,ย  'Stop.ย  Ifย  youย  lovedย  me,ย  you'dย  stop'?โ€ -๐ŸฆŽโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
[Sunspot paused at the request. The collar around her neck felt tight, and she was becoming self-conscious about it. She did not reach up to it. It was meant to feel that way.]
[Gears turn in her head. She admired her Boss, the way a student would admire a mentor. Hell, she would pray to him if need be. But love? Love was not for her. Love was a mistake that she never had and never will.]
Saying that would be assuming that I could feel love. Such an emotion would be highly unprofessional.
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Good answer.
Other than the dinner request, is there anything i can do for you, Boss?
Make sure to wear something nice
I will, Boss. Also, that excuse of a god decided that they're too powerful for the Theraprism. Should I do something about that?
A rifter, eh? I wonder if they taste any different than the last~
We won't know until you try.
I like the way you think. If /it/ gives you any trouble, you know what to do.
Of course. It will be as easy as the previous.
Anonymous asked:
โ€œTellย  me,ย  wouldย  youย  everย  sayย  toย  me,ย  'Stop.ย  Ifย  youย  lovedย  me,ย  you'dย  stop'?โ€ -๐ŸฆŽโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
[Sunspot paused at the request. The collar around her neck felt tight, and she was becoming self-conscious about it. She did not reach up to it. It was meant to feel that way.]
[Gears turn in her head. She admired her Boss, the way a student would admire a mentor. Hell, she would pray to him if need be. But love? Love was not for her. Love was a mistake that she never had and never will.]
Saying that would be assuming that I could feel love. Such an emotion would be highly unprofessional.
Avatar
Good answer.
Other than the dinner request, is there anything i can do for you, Boss?
Make sure to wear something nice
I will, Boss. Also, that excuse of a god decided that they're too powerful for the Theraprism. Should I do something about that?
A rifter, eh? I wonder if they taste any different than the last~
We won't know until you try.
I like the way you think. If /it/ gives you any trouble, you know what to do.
Anonymous asked:
โ€œTellย  me,ย  wouldย  youย  everย  sayย  toย  me,ย  'Stop.ย  Ifย  youย  lovedย  me,ย  you'dย  stop'?โ€ -๐ŸฆŽโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
[Sunspot paused at the request. The collar around her neck felt tight, and she was becoming self-conscious about it. She did not reach up to it. It was meant to feel that way.]
[Gears turn in her head. She admired her Boss, the way a student would admire a mentor. Hell, she would pray to him if need be. But love? Love was not for her. Love was a mistake that she never had and never will.]
Saying that would be assuming that I could feel love. Such an emotion would be highly unprofessional.
Avatar
Good answer.
Other than the dinner request, is there anything i can do for you, Boss?
Make sure to wear something nice
I will, Boss. Also, that excuse of a god decided that they're too powerful for the Theraprism. Should I do something about that?
A rifter, eh? I wonder if they taste any different than the last~
Anonymous asked:
โ€œTellย  me,ย  wouldย  youย  everย  sayย  toย  me,ย  'Stop.ย  Ifย  youย  lovedย  me,ย  you'dย  stop'?โ€ -๐ŸฆŽโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
[Sunspot paused at the request. The collar around her neck felt tight, and she was becoming self-conscious about it. She did not reach up to it. It was meant to feel that way.]
[Gears turn in her head. She admired her Boss, the way a student would admire a mentor. Hell, she would pray to him if need be. But love? Love was not for her. Love was a mistake that she never had and never will.]
Saying that would be assuming that I could feel love. Such an emotion would be highly unprofessional.
Avatar
Good answer.
Other than the dinner request, is there anything i can do for you, Boss?
Make sure to wear something nice
Anonymous asked:
โ€œTellย  me,ย  wouldย  youย  everย  sayย  toย  me,ย  'Stop.ย  Ifย  youย  lovedย  me,ย  you'dย  stop'?โ€ -๐ŸฆŽโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
[Sunspot paused at the request. The collar around her neck felt tight, and she was becoming self-conscious about it. She did not reach up to it. It was meant to feel that way.]
[Gears turn in her head. She admired her Boss, the way a student would admire a mentor. Hell, she would pray to him if need be. But love? Love was not for her. Love was a mistake that she never had and never will.]
Saying that would be assuming that I could feel love. Such an emotion would be highly unprofessional.
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Good answer.
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[The Audience has entered the scene]

All at once. At once. All. At once.

Ah, here we are! "Is this the one? The one we're supposed to watch?" We never get to choose. But we can choose to see. Always, always, watching... "Shush, you. We donโ€™t choose. We are not choosers. We are see-ers. Youโ€™ll ruin it.โ€

Ew, gross, don't act like you know what youโ€™re talking about, we were here first, okay? #wealwaysgettherefirst Did you see what they just said?! I think we missed something. Can someone rewind? No. It's too late now. Youโ€™ll just have to deal with it. "Well thatโ€™s not fair. I didnโ€™t hear the part where they got the door open." Wait wait wait. What's that? Are they trying to move the plot forward?? "Everyone, quiet!! I swear, if I hear one more interruptionโ€ฆ" Laaaaateโ€ฆ too late for you to be here, really. Whatโ€™s left? "No! Thereโ€™s always something left! Somethingโ€™s going to happen."

But why? Why are we here?

We were born to see. We are made to watch. We are the ones who make the story real.

"Are they going to do something?" "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Thereโ€™s always someone who asks questions. Always someone who thinks they know the answers. But they donโ€™t. None of them do.

"Guys, are we in the right spot? I think this is the part where the thing happens."

  • Youโ€™re all wrong. Can you feel the tension? It's thick. Too thick. Like honey, but stale.
  • We knew before you did. Youโ€™re so predictable. Itโ€™s a loop. Always. A loop.
  • STOP TALKING. Let them speak!

"Iโ€™ll scream if we donโ€™t get to the fun part!" "No. We wait." โ€œWE wait.โ€

Yes. Wait. But you canโ€™t wait for too long or we start unraveling it all, donโ€™t we? No spoilers. โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{Hello darlings!}

Sublime!

hiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^

How have you been?

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{Alright, just got back from my....vacation of sorts ๐Ÿ˜…}

{How are you all?}

(We know.)

We saw.

Honestly..................... bored.

WE'RE ALWAYS BORED UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS.

You know how it is.

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{I do....}

...

{Any good gossip?}

(Enigma's fighting a god! Which is fun!)

Has been for 2 days straight.

ALSO ONE OF US IS SIMPING ONE OF THE CIPHERS.

Hey! I'm not simping! I just like their style.

SIMP.

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{It's not the chili pepper is it?}

It is...

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{I'm not gonna yuck your yum sweetheart, just be careful with them}

{Oh! I have an update for you about dear Billy}

TELL US TELL US TELL US

(We need to know.)

please give us more.

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{He's staying with my dear Ace. Ace has an apartment in the after-life so the two are roommates :)}

{I'm technically supposed to be on vacation right now...Death as well. But I couldn't not visit them}

.....................

(We knew that already.)

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{ But did you know that they're roommates ;)}

๐Ÿ‘ป Miss Sublime, I may be dead but I can still kick your butt /notsrs

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay /lh โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

I'm Bi you sunufagun! /lh

[The Audience has entered the scene]

All at once. At once. All. At once.

Ah, here we are! "Is this the one? The one we're supposed to watch?" We never get to choose. But we can choose to see. Always, always, watching... "Shush, you. We donโ€™t choose. We are not choosers. We are see-ers. Youโ€™ll ruin it.โ€

Ew, gross, don't act like you know what youโ€™re talking about, we were here first, okay? #wealwaysgettherefirst Did you see what they just said?! I think we missed something. Can someone rewind? No. It's too late now. Youโ€™ll just have to deal with it. "Well thatโ€™s not fair. I didnโ€™t hear the part where they got the door open." Wait wait wait. What's that? Are they trying to move the plot forward?? "Everyone, quiet!! I swear, if I hear one more interruptionโ€ฆ" Laaaaateโ€ฆ too late for you to be here, really. Whatโ€™s left? "No! Thereโ€™s always something left! Somethingโ€™s going to happen."

But why? Why are we here?

We were born to see. We are made to watch. We are the ones who make the story real.

"Are they going to do something?" "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Thereโ€™s always someone who asks questions. Always someone who thinks they know the answers. But they donโ€™t. None of them do.

"Guys, are we in the right spot? I think this is the part where the thing happens."

  • Youโ€™re all wrong. Can you feel the tension? It's thick. Too thick. Like honey, but stale.
  • We knew before you did. Youโ€™re so predictable. Itโ€™s a loop. Always. A loop.
  • STOP TALKING. Let them speak!

"Iโ€™ll scream if we donโ€™t get to the fun part!" "No. We wait." โ€œWE wait.โ€

Yes. Wait. But you canโ€™t wait for too long or we start unraveling it all, donโ€™t we? No spoilers. โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{Hello darlings!}

Sublime!

hiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^

How have you been?

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{Alright, just got back from my....vacation of sorts ๐Ÿ˜…}

{How are you all?}

(We know.)

We saw.

Honestly..................... bored.

WE'RE ALWAYS BORED UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS.

You know how it is.

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{I do....}

...

{Any good gossip?}

(Enigma's fighting a god! Which is fun!)

Has been for 2 days straight.

ALSO ONE OF US IS SIMPING ONE OF THE CIPHERS.

Hey! I'm not simping! I just like their style.

SIMP.

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{It's not the chili pepper is it?}

It is...

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{I'm not gonna yuck your yum sweetheart, just be careful with them}

{Oh! I have an update for you about dear Billy}

TELL US TELL US TELL US

(We need to know.)

please give us more.

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{He's staying with my dear Ace. Ace has an apartment in the after-life so the two are roommates :)}

{I'm technically supposed to be on vacation right now...Death as well. But I couldn't not visit them}

.....................

(We knew that already.)

โ€” ( ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ )

{ But did you know that they're roommates ;)}

๐Ÿ‘ป Miss Sublime, I may be dead but I can still kick your butt /notsrs

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