a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

Some Faraway Place the book of all time (Rose talk to your therapist about your dad PLEASE)

Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.

Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.

Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

me when someone says they don’t like ravi

this is the first time they’ve ever explicitly, seriously acknowledged that people believe buck has romantic feelings for eddie. not only does his ex think this, but also, most damningly, his own sister also wondered!!! the person he confides in the most, goes to for life advice. maddie thinks it’s not a crazy idea. it’s plausible.

then, the insane line: “i don't want to sleep with everyone i have feelings for, and i don't have feelings for everyone i sleep with”. which shows so clearly the convoluted ways that buck deludes himself. his insistence of referring to eddie as “my straight best friend”. it’s such a coping mechanism. when you strip away eddie’s alleged heterosexuality and distance, does this argument still apply? does it still hold weight? what happens when both those things aren’t true anymore? this episode really shows how buck represses and copes with his feelings. it’s the first time anyone has ever asked him to introspect and think about how he feels about eddie. of course it isn’t a feelings realization—we’re simply planting the seeds of one. we’re making buck, and the audience, think ponder this. now it’s out in the open that multiple people think buck could love eddie.

it’s safer this way. he can’t love eddie, because eddie is straight. he can’t love eddie, because eddie moved back to texas. he isn’t “hopelessly pining” for him, and maybe that’s true—only because buck hasn’t admitted to himself, at least not consciously, that he does wants eddie. this line of thought isn’t safe for his heart. these are fragile times. he’s holding on for dear life. but the people around him aren’t buying it. this is the crazy part. they’re writing it like no one buys the bullshit buck tells himself. i love it.

DYKES FOR A FREE PALESTINE (x)

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

It doesn’t have to

I hereby curse you by granting your joke post eternal life in the hellsite. Mwahaha

assad, jacob & delainey | behind the scenes of 2.07 via the writers room x account

I want to be safe and comfortable and happy. And I want everyone else to be safe, comfortable, and happy with me. Why can’t we have this

i really think this tweet is onto something

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well