and someday, together, we'll shine

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Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

"Hey person in charge of spacing the text out? You fucking rock. Your kerning skills are glorious and there should be street corner shrines to you." - @gardensandghosts via the replies

Pictish drip was insane. Look at this choker:

Chances are thats going to be the only thing a Pict warrior is wearing as he charges at you naked covered in blue paint and screaming with a sword in hand

Loveee that illustration on the left with the chain on. Definitely worn by the sexiest bitch above the Antonine Wall circa 400 AD.

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

i was in Missoula last week and i heard how often people run into Hank Green and i kept being terrified I'd run into him like he was fucking Goro Majima

Anonymous asked:

Adverse movie night experience ask I MUST share: being like 13 in catholic middle school (by the age of 13 I was so catholic and repressed it took me 10 more years to realize I was a lesbian) and suggesting black swan to my class movie night not knowing shit about what happens there only that it's a movie that Won Oscars and has Good Reviews and Smart Adults Think It's Cool and then being smacked in the face with the lesbian sex scene and feeling extra Personal Responsibility for that. we also watched pulp fiction and silence of the lambs (that I slept through bc i was too afraid of watching a movie with A CANNIBAL) that night so some additional damage for good sheltered catholic psyche was done lmao

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