they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

your honor i was just furthering the plot

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

I should be a shipwreck

the answer to all my problems is upping my screen time from 16hrs a day to 20. im pretty sure

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that's what life is all about.

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

I love music so much, I hope I'm a pair of headphones in my next life

“Based on your likes!” and it’s the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

women need to get more annoying & meaner & evil. it's good for our society

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

god, your worst warrior needs money

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*