i have no idea what i'm doing

can I pay extra to not have a pizza commissar breathing down Sara's neck

In a move surprising absolutely no one, JKR has now added asexual people to her list of people to mock and bully online. While obviously this is nowhere near the amount of vitriol she aims towards trans women in particular, it's continued evidence of her bigotry and yet another reason not to support or engage with the new HP show if her continued transmisogyny still wasn't enough.

Anyway fuck HP and fuck JKR.

Rotten arsehole still spread a positive image for something that helps. Someone will see it.

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

Wailord and yes, though I don't remember the name of the attack since I don't use Wailord very often. 'Water Sport' isn't an attack, but I think it counts?

I think the attack I'm trying to remember is called 'Water Spout', and the reason I couldn't remember it is because it's so visually similar to the name 'Water Sport'.

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

i want to go home plaese

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

Gemma Scout, on the phone with her bank: Yes I’m just trying to reopen my account. ‘Marked as deceased’ yes I know, but I’m not dead. Yes I know my husband sent you my death certificate. My death was faked in a really elaborate scheme so—no, not by me. Look just turn on CNN. I’m all over the news. It’ll—'can I come in with my husband?' No, I can’t. He’s dead now. Well maybe not dead. But he’s probably never coming back alive. They can’t get his innie in the elevator. Yes they tried that. But he sticks his arms and legs out real wide like a cat so they can’t get him in the elevator.”

Why was Varl asking Aloy for relationship advice when Miss “I Pulled A Hottie In Quen Diviner School” was right there?

whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

cranky because you're eepy aren't you

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn't look

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

David Lynch's memoir/bio "Room to Dream" starts off, "You can dissect someone's childhood searching for clues that explain the person the child grew up to be. But more often than not there is no inciting incident, no Rosebud." The next chapter proceeds to explain Everything About His Whole Deal

Like yes I do agree that people too often look for Childhood Explanations to try and neatly summarize a person's psychology and it's rarely ever that simple. But also it's very hard to read about Lynch's childhood and not narrow your eyes and go "Huh. Okay... this makes a lot of things make sense"

"GREW UP IN SMALL TOWN AMERICA IN THE 1950s TO KIND PARENTS AND LOVING FRIENDS. MY HOBBIES WERE BUILDING BOMBS AND KISSING GIRLS. I WITNESSED SO MUCH SPOUSAL ABUSE AND ALSO ONE OF MY EX GIRLFRIENDS WAS PROBABLY KILLED BY HER HUSBAND AND THE MURDER COVERED UP BY THE COPS. I LOVE PIE"

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it