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black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting
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black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting
🤯 wowwww she's so pretty!!! ...u-uhm but I don't have a skinniness fetish or anything 😨
I swear I don't have a cis kink I just think sigourney weaver looks good 😰 I don't slorp my shit to cissy porn I hope you're not thinking that 😢
anyways it's normal to find fat people attractive. it's normal to find trans people attractive. oh my goodness you love human bodies. I'm so shocked
black tortoiseshell with low white spotting (calico) devon rex
Paddington is shot for participating in the Paris commune.
paddington didn't "participate" so much as sowed deliberate chaos. possibly a double agent that someone realized had to be eliminated—if only it worked
i'm very hurt by everyone asking me to tag this as #AI. i suppose it was a bad time to get into speed sketching ghibli cartoon style full color 4k high quality sad paddington kill paddington execute paddington -happy paddington paddington misery illustration cute -joy drawings
She’s like Sonic
Unmute for tippy tap sounds
It seems that your cheap phones are not a god given right but actually a luxury sustained by imperialist inequality after all. Mirá vos.
Live pasta reaction
Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip
“But I’ll feel bad if you don’t cum!”
Okay? I said I don’t care? I just want to kiss and fuck until my vision blurs? Cumming isn’t the crux of sex
No, but I’m being so serious. If cumming is your only metric for successful sex, you need to change that. There are so many other ways to make your partner feel good and if you pressure one thing it only makes it that much harder.
if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave
unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
bonus it ALSO fills that dopamine hit of in-person shopping. “oh I didn’t go in looking for this but hmm, I’m tempted… I can’t resist… oh ho ho I have made some irresponsible decisions at the library today [carrying my stack of ten random books]” and then it doesn’t even matter if you don’t like them because a) free b) you’re gonna give them back anyway
Librarian here! Please please please please PLEASE do this! We don’t have any way to know if you read them, and we don’t care! We’re happy to see those books go out because that helps our stats. And that affects how much money we can get.
So grab that silly paperback romance, and maybe this new YA fantasy, oh and check for the new movies too! And don’t forget to check Libby and hoopla for music and ebooks and e-audio.
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I can’t see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
Just gonna reblog this again. For reasons.
OP's tags on this are worth posting too. Especially that last part. Read them again if you have to