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you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made
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possessed by a racecar(tragic)
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"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"
Baby
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝♀️
uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend
Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy
sorry im a lesbian
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doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?
well if youre unsure i can take over for you
collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis
i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us
nothing escapes from me
Great post everyone, hit the showers
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If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.
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[Toon x Mobster] The man and the ghost. Another side characters!! I'm gonna be spending some time drawing some of 'em since the world/story is expanding.
These two were inspired by two of my favorite novels, My Iyashikei Game and My House of Horrors! (Please go read them :)
Hugo Marshall is a unemployed man who rented a cheap apartment rumored to be haunted because of his piss poor finances after he got let go from his job. He didn't believe the rumors until he moved in and was scared by the lady inside the apartment with him!
After a bit of digging online and from asking neighbors/nearby residents, he discovered that Lady Red had been murdered in this very same apartment and was now haunting it, her soul tainted with resentment and unable to pass away peacefully.
He felt sad about her story and wanted to help her out, but he was also doing everything he can to stay in the apartment without her killing him because he really didn't have anywhere else to go.
Eventually, the man's sincerity to help began to rub off on Lady Red and she grew to rely on him to investigate her death, in order for her to take the souls of the ones who put her in this miserable situation.
Hugo Marshall was flattered and charmed that she decided to trust him, and this was the mark of their relationship progressing into something romantic.