Tell me about your concert when it comes
Deer daugter
I WILL deer father dont worry im going to be VERY vocal amd annyoing abt it once it comes 😁😁😁😁!! its been my dream since i was like 11
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Anonymous asked:
would green or tangerine enjoy margaritaville (the restaurant)
tan grew up in alaska so everywhere is warm to him. he’s into the margaritaville aesthetic and drinks frozen margaritas so fast he gets brain freeze. he gets sloppy drunk and misremembers the lyrics green has a frozen margarita machine at home, almost exclusively so he can say “I have frozen margaritas at home”
filling out the rest of this triangle is left as an exercise for the reader
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So on the tale I’m reading, Deceptive Cadence, there’s a list of the offical enemies of the circus of the disquieting.
on this list is Ruiz Duchamp.
what did Ruiz do to piss off the circus? I need to know, I must know.
"look. i can respect artful disquiet. but this neither comforts nor disturbs me. I mean look at this shit" he gestures the the sad clown petting zoo "this is just weird and surreal for no reason. there's no underlying anything to it this is the lowest common denominator" rhythmic honking sounds from the sad clown petting zoo "oh no, clown fucking! how disquieting, that thing which was prerequisite for literally everyone on earth to be BORN. look. i'm just saying. i'm just saying I feel like it would be more disquieting if you killed the clowns" "sir we're going to have to ask you to leave" "OH OH so NOW I'm not allowed to speak TRUTH to POWER. well we know who the REAL clowns are DON'T WE. look. im gonna start my own, cooler circus, with blackjack and hoopla" hiswoman emptier's circus of the enlightening had one sold out show and was subsequently obliterated when the clowns unionised which ruiz insisted was Part Of The Bit