unboyfriendable

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving

puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it

eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding

My dash did a thing

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

New set up

Ut

Not what it says.

if we were cells in a spreadsheet would you merge with me

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

hes so cute i need to see him half dead havinf a violent mental breakdown on the floor

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

gets into my car thats sitting on cinderblocks with no tires and just slides away