deep sea creature

painted this thang

how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

You get a Milkfish

i scrute the milkfish

Black Sesame Milk

the right ccombination of alcohol and marijuana will make you remember your past life as a rhinoceros beetle

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

no hope for you even at all

sometimes my cat will suddenly go very fast. But don't let this fool you. It does not reflect an urgent change in circumstances

taste my steel

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

Absolutely fucking dying over the name of this painting. We've had cats figured out since day fucking one