Now that cyle IS our product engineering team, I can finally put my feet up, and relax. 

yup, it’s all me now, folks. all of you can retire early. 👍

seven years

eight years

nine years

my reign as product engineering ended today, one month shy of 10 years.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

String identified: aattgttgtcattatcattgattttgcattatgtcc

Closest match: fucking badass werewolf Common name: hell yeahhhh

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

samus’s dating woes

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

signal. boost.

i don't care if this "doesn't fit your blog theme". reblog it.

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

grandmas love to have complexes

Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast

She’s just doing it for attention

my ex’s grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years

so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH

Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage

Flshshfldlshdjkdkdjfhdhdfh

OK can someone call an electrician? I don’t think this post is up to code.

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

guilty gear strive story mode

got bored and decided to fuck around with my tripod, probably gonna start taking all my selfies like this from now on

I ask because apparently I'm saying it wrong but dash-hound is how I've heard it for forever 😭

do yall not know what the german language is

y'all are forgetting the venerable "dots-und"

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

PRISMATIC AGELESS AND SERPENTINE

GUESS IM A MONTH FUCKIN' DRAGON BAEBY!!

slimy boiling atomic

i

think i just got turned into the elephant's foot??

(x)

HAND EYE COORDINATION (Hard - Success): These kids are suckers, this'll be the easiest game of mahjong you've ever run.

c'est business