Pre-nut Delirium

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

>type name of hot egirl into google

>first autofill suggestion is "dog incident"

it gets glossed over in the popular consciousness of eva but shinji does get in the robot and does do a good job; he hesitates for 4 seconds the first time then kills every angel they deploy him against even the gay one and kaworu

it’s his day

(featuring @taciturndeer , who is more active on insta and stuff)

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)

has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

so far it’s not seven

i think we should talk about seika’s bra and choker more

hey can you remove her clothes instead

There you go.

hey can we make her boobs bigger next

hey can we fix her hair thing

*Not as in having sex, but as in relaxing or about to sleep.

Okay but if these boots existed without a heel with a reasonable sole I'd want them so bad

Vegeta wore these

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

Oh bless him

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY