If your boyfriend tells you he’s looking into buying podcast equipment, and you do nothing to stop him, when I’m president and I sign an executive order to finally prosecute men with podcasts, you will be charged as an accessory to a crime. Just some food for thought

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b-b-b-blow him up

lyrics typing challenge.

"magic is in my bones" by the dragons:

GIMME

GIMME GIMME

some time to think

im in yhe bathroom lookin at me

I have this feeling in my SOUL 👻 and im LOSING ALL CONTROLECAUSE THERES MAGIC IN MY BONES 🦴🦴🦴🧙‍♂️

feeling like aBOULDER 🪨 HURDLING

m I GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW AND I FEEL IT IN MY BONES CUS THIS MAGIC IN MY BONES

my patienc is wayning is this enteriaining my patience is waying

IS THIS ENTERTAINING🗣️

why, yes I am. The magic is stored in my bones, as a matter o fact

Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada.

Generations of damage. For Putin.

lucky charm 💍

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

more importantly they’re walkin on little peets

That’s a unique and special characteristic of only these particular cuttlefish! Look at how they use two flaps of tissue like “hind legs,” with little protrusions that even act like TOES! No other cephalopod has those at all, and no other cuttlefish use their outer arms like front legs, either!

These are cephalopods evolving into “quadrupeds!!”

They do this to conserve swimming energy while they hunt, which has worked out so well for them they’re pretty poor swimmers, like a bird on its way to flightlessness.

The stripes flowing down their skin make it difficult for their prey to discern which way they’re walking or how fast. Then the “flamboyant cuttlefish” gets close enough to shoot out the two specialized arms cuttlefish use like a chameleon’s tongue 😀

little peets for maximum efficiency stalking and killing :)

And I know what some of you may be thinking: “a slow-moving, highly conspicuous little guy just trotting along on the seafloor? How come they don’t just get eaten to death?”

It’s because they’re incredibly, horrifically toxic! Poisonous as shit! Just a buncha lackadaisical, impeccably dressed little fellers made of pure mutually-assured destruction! ☺️☺️☺️

it’s also important to note that they are just

REAL FUCKIN SMALL

and this also makes them easy for larger predators that are more resistant to poisons to miss down there on the seafloor

Full pair

Nazi propaganda and Trump propaganda are the same thing. Republicans are too busy licking boots to say anything.

person who goes back in time to try and prevent lincoln’s assassination but they get so enraptured by the play that he’s watching that they forget and he gets shot anyways

perhaps i am just sensitive but i think if someone in front of you in line is being a dick to the cashier you should be allowed to bash their skull in with a hammer. Just how i think the world should be

when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

him

[ID: a photo of a glaborous fan lobster; a type of slipper lobster that is off white with many red dots, giving its body a pink hue. it has circular brown eyes. end ID]

i’m so glad this post is reaching the marine animals enthusiasts and i’m getting tags adoring this little guy bc i had to sit through a LOT of “ewwww i hate this!!!” for so many years…. thank you for loving him

AWWWWWW!

Polite boy

I'm still deeply obsessed with grian just flying head first into end crystals in impossible minecraft's finale

babies are so bad at sleeping because they don’t know about clenching your jaw and grinding your teeth all night