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Expect Tim Drake and Young Justice Things

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AU where Bruce knows Jason and Damian are in the league but he can't get the back yet so he just has to deal with th3 fact his kids are in the league

🤣🤣🤣 oh god that would KILL him. and while I could EASILY turn this into an angsty prompt (the angst is there on a silver platter), I am in a crack mood

Bruce: *over the phone* come on, talia. talia: *feigning confusion* what? what is it you need, Beloved bruce: *mutters something indecipherable* talia: repeat that again? bruce: *like it physically pains him* . . . please talia: *checkign her nails* please what, dear? bruce: WE'RE NOT EVEN DIVORCED, HOW COME YOU GOT THE KIDS IN THE NON-EXISTENT SPLIT???? talia: *locking eyes with jason, who is snickering* what kids? bruce: *loudly sobbing* I DEMAND VISITATION RIGHTS talia: *covers phone and addresses jason* demands? jason: an apology letter talia: *uncovers phone* jason would like an apology letter bruce: *so relieved he's incoherent* anything jason: *still a shit, just not little* and a hot rod talia: *primly* and a hot rod bruce: . . . and a hot rod damian: *appearing out of the darkness* i would like to request an dragon. preferably in egg form so that I can raise him from hatching
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Bart Allen (impulse) from DC and Benny (1980's spaceship character) from the Lego Movie would be either the bestest of friends or the greatest of enemies and there's no in between

Tim: I've decided I'm gonna start gaslighting you

Kon: You're gonna start gaslighting me?

Tim: That's not what I said

The real reason Jason doesn't allow Bruce in crime alley is because he keeps trying to take street kids home. There are mixed reactions, but most of the time it ends with Red Hood having to rescue a feral kid from Batman's huge arms.

Jason keeps telling him that the street kids don't want to go to his fancy ass mansion for various reasons, but it's also terrifying being picked up by a 6'3 brick shit house of a man who is known to regularly cripple people. Double scary because he is dressed as a giant fucking bat.

Bruce is like "But it worked with you :((" and Jason just goes "yeah, going home with you was the stupidest decision I've ever made."

Something that just came to mind.

Tim sitting with one leg up at the bat computer during a meeting “shit, Steph can you pick up some of my foundation I’m almost out”

Jason turned with a frown “Why do you wear make up?”

“eh To many triggering scars on my face” Tim points to his face in a exaggerated motion. “I would show you but I don’t want you going all rage zombie on me”

A strangle noise of confusion or sympathy escaped dick “Why would Jason be triggered?” He said while approaching Tim

Tim roatated in his chair waving his hand around in a circular motion “Well most people find a permanent smile horrific dick”

nightwing: hey young justice didn’t know you’d be here, sorry I left something when I was doing your parents evening thing I’ll be gone in a minute

Secret: it’s fine

Nightwing: where’s robin, did he not come today?

Impulse: we didn’t invite him today

Nightwing:…why?

Superboy: oh way to go Bart, it’s not what you think we have an explanation

Arrowette: we were trying to figure out his birthday

Wondergirl: or if you wanted to tell us-

Nightwing: good effort but not gonna happen

Secret: we just wanted to do something nice

Nightwing: alright…impulse individually stick the months of that a calendar to the wall, Superboy pass me a dart from the board, wondergirl get me something to use as a blindfold

Superboy: why?

Nightwing: I throw the dart and whatever it lands on is Robins fake birthday…and it landed mid July so just find a date then

arrowette: oh thanks

nightwing, who wants Tim to be happy just as much as he likes messing him and very much aimed that on purpose: no problem :)

*july 19th*

young justice: happy birthday!

Robin, who has very much not told him anything about himself: what-

Damian: Brother, I request the uppies

Dick: okay? *picks Damian up*

Damian: *turns to Tim* Observe and weep, foolish mortal, for I have achieved your greatest dreams with nothing but a mere order. Bask in my greatness and despair, for I will take everything you ever desired, I will achieve such feats your name will be nothing but a footnote in my legend. Fear me, insect, for I have become everything you cannot, I am the superior Robin and, once these imbeciles understand this fact, you will receive what you deserve.

Tim: *drinks tea while leaning on a wall* big words for a toddler that just asked for "uppies"

Damian:...

Dick: now, there's no need to be mean, I'm sure Damian just wanted to make some conversation...

*devolves into argument*

Jason: *sitting on desk* this is pretty much the reason I keep coming to the cave

Steph: *eats popcorn* seriously, this is golden

Jason: ohh~ Bruce is going over

Steph: oho! this is getting good

Alfred: *drinks tea* indeed

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