nightwing: hey young justice didn’t know you’d be here, sorry I left something when I was doing your parents evening thing I’ll be gone in a minute
Nightwing: where’s robin, did he not come today?
Impulse: we didn’t invite him today
Superboy: oh way to go Bart, it’s not what you think we have an explanation
Arrowette: we were trying to figure out his birthday
Wondergirl: or if you wanted to tell us-
Nightwing: good effort but not gonna happen
Secret: we just wanted to do something nice
Nightwing: alright…impulse individually stick the months of that a calendar to the wall, Superboy pass me a dart from the board, wondergirl get me something to use as a blindfold
Nightwing: I throw the dart and whatever it lands on is Robins fake birthday…and it landed mid July so just find a date then
nightwing, who wants Tim to be happy just as much as he likes messing him and very much aimed that on purpose: no problem :)
young justice: happy birthday!
Robin, who has very much not told him anything about himself: what-