PETERMUSTDIE

I love the progression of putting ph in every f or p sounding word to just putting it in front of any fucking word. what do u mean the phouse. what do u mean the pheal.

what do you mean what do you mean the pheal

phy phame phakes pherphect phense phank you phery phuch!!!!

:3

- pheal <3

i love u pheal please never change

Is everyone on tumblr a prophet or are dan and phil just predictable

Why is every room in the phouse psychologically incomprehensible why are there no right angles why is it bigger on the inside than on the outside

was in rehearsal today and wearing my terrible influence longsleeve and this guy came up to me and went "those r the guys with the dumb names right they're in a band called like dave and dov" and i genuinely had to restrain myself

update: i was wearing my terrible influence hoodie in rehearsal and this guy goes "hey it's dave and dov." then followed with "why are u always wearing terribly influence stuff" this is my legacy.

DAN FINALLY BRED THAT CIS BOY I'M SO PROUD OF HIM

*jolts awake in bed in a cold sweat* april phools phil phregancy reveal

FUCK

Day 400 of waiting for Dan and Phil to make a podcast

donate to a Palestinian family

dnp use April Fools to publicly engage in their kinks the way people use Halloween to wear lingerie in public

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

close enough welcome back 2008 fall out boy album folie à deux

but...what would sister daniel have done?

who do you think got phil phregnant?

Happy April first

Op