No, do not look at Dan’s leg nearest Phil. Don’t look at how it is either resting on top of Phil’s leg or pressed completely against it. Definitely don’t consider the fact that Dan’s arm reeaally looks like it may be wrapped around Phil. And absolutely do not realise that Dan’s legs are really open and he is c h o o s i n g to be so close to Phil, or how Phil’s arm is pressed completely against Dan’s side. 

Don’t do it.

Just don’t.

date of origin: december 11th, 2015

and that’s probably why they’re both single

date of origin: may 4th, 2013

date of origin: january 3rd, 2013

Dan posts a video called 'The Girlfriend Tag'

Dan: Hello Internet. So, yes, as you can’t tell by the title of this video, today I am going to be doing… The Girlfriend Tag. Now I know this may come as a surprise to you, and I know that a lot of people won’t be overjoyed, but er, we’re happy so I hope you can be happy for us. *looks off camera* You can, err, you can come in now…

*Phil comes and sits next to him with the Queen mask on*

*they burst out laughing*

Dan: lol yh im dating Phil lol k bye

*danisnotonfire explosion*

*‘fyi i still like vagina’ flashes up on the screen*

date of origin: january 1st, 2015

heart eyes howell strikes again

date of origin: march 9th, 2015

Oh, what a booty.

date of origin: march 3rd, 2013

I’m pretty sure Dan and Phil are going to do something soon that will fucking kill everyone.

date of origin: april 18th, 2015

All I Want for Christmas is 2022

Happy holidays! :P

OH MY GOD YOUR SINGING IS AMAZING !!

date of origin: december 19th, 2014

dan and phil would totally vlog their wedding in 2022 

like can you imagine Dan with his video camera saying “I know it’s bad luck to see the groom before the wedding, but I can’t help it cause seriously guys check out how adorable he is.” and zoom up on Phil in his suit and Phil would throw a bouquet of flowers at the camera and you could hear Dan’s hysterical laughter

and then videoing Chris and PJ and announcing “and here’s our best men!” “And our bridesmaids” *panning shot of Louise, cat, bryony, zoe and anja*

“You managed to put a cat sticker on me at our wedding? PHIL!”

and the banter before the wedding

“Are we actually slow dancing to MUSE?”

“Dan this is not a funeral, stop trying to make everything black.”

“You can’t cry every time I say my vows” “you’re crying too, shut up”

“Isn’t the bachelor party kind of weird if we both go?” “But phil what about the chocolate coated stripper”

“You reckon if we tweeted fall out boy they’ll perform at our wedding?”

“Dil is not real- he can’t actually be our flower boy, phil”

date of origin: march 29th, 2015

Dan and Phil decide to end the sims series as Dil is getting old and will die soon, when rounding off the video dan walks out of the room and phil says ‘but we will be replacing out family adventures with some more family adventures’ dan and a toddler come running in on camera both dan and phil with large grins on there faces, announce that they have there own real life Dil and they will be filming their own child growing up, as the did with Dil

feel free to use but please credit me

date of origin: april 14th, 2015

I fret the day that dan and phil change their hairstyles

date of origin: june 18th, 2016

And so the story continues.

Behold, the birth of Dil Howlter.

okay seriously someone take away my laptop

accurate.

date of origin: october 1st, 2014

date of origin: june 16th, 2014

2013... the year of the Vegas video????

Please Dan, Please

date of origin: january 1st, 2013

date of origin: december 6th, 2012