*puts on my tinfoil hat*

good morning! what a wonderful day to normalize straight girls having crushes on trans guys and straight guys having crushes on trans girls!

terfs don;t even fuckign look at this post thanks

AND NORMALIZE CIS LESBIANS HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS WOMEN AND CIS GAY MEN HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS MEN

(via @kayas-wife)

dan and phil treat the elephant in the room like its their pet

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

…. For now

theyare friends. :)

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

I like a man that looks like he needs immediate medical attention

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

*jolts awake in bed in a cold sweat* april phools phil phregancy reveal

got a itch in my throat only his cock could scratch

fuck your tote bag. wow sorry i crossed the line

Dan liking this comment on tiktok is insane

unfortunately the village has fallen on hard times, and they've had to sell ad space to make ends meet

damn this crush i have on u is kinda giving me brain damage

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place