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Hit with the dodgeball of phrophussy

@phrophussys

essentially an alternate universe blog of @phannie-prophecies filled with things yet to come or yet to be. Recently more pheories than anything. Run by @notsosaucystuff
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Welcome one and all to the Ultra Secret Blog!

Here is the place where we discuss prophecies, theories and hopes for the future. Anything that hasn't happened yet. Because anything can happen if one dares to seriously imagine it.

If any of your theories have come true, please tag the other blog @phannie-prophecies.

#not a phrophussy#pin#phan#dan and phil
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Okayokayokay what if Phil saying they timed the pregnancy for Christmas time is a veiled hint to the next dnp calendar????? Like they've stepped it up every year - dnp and cats, dogs, tiny horse... BABIES!!!

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I had a dream Dan & Phil started texting fans and like obviously it was like mass texts that were all the same and went out to everyone but then everyone started posting their funniest responses and we were all having fun until we realized that dnp were probably doing this so they could make a video (wdapteo style) called What YOU Text Dan And Phil and this was the meme of the week

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april phools predictions bc i keep seeing these around and they're fun

- they announce a podcast

- picture of them with ringpops saying "the chan isn't the only thing we're committing to"

- something about lion/lioness (see. if they do this one i might sob)

- another photo dump

- they post the vegas video

- dnp crafts!!!

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- they do absolutely nothing

- dan uploads on his priv channel

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april phools predictions bc i keep seeing these around and they're fun

- they announce a podcast

- picture of them with ringpops saying "the chan isn't the only thing we're committing to"

- something about lion/lioness (see. if they do this one i might sob)

- another photo dump

- they post the vegas video

- dnp crafts!!!

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my predictions for april phools

  • creation of an Actual onlyphans
  • they hyphenate their last names on instagram + twitter
  • coming out (as straight)
  • they do a video in drag and do not acknowledge it at all
  • fake phouse tour
  • they announce dan and phil: the musical
  • the pheal/pholden phig take over their channel/social media
  • kiss
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obviously the april fools is going to be a photo of dan kissing phil on the cheek and they say nothing 😌

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Anonymous asked:

Dreamt that we got a sincere long dnp hug on cam but it was a merch announcement to celebrate their 10000th video so uh don’t hold your breath that we’ll ever get it I guess

ahappydnp answered:

please don’t give amazingphil ideas they’re going to make a #phanhug limited edition shirt printed on a black gilden long sleeve

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I love the blue & purple I really do but. I think they could at least consider black & green..

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Shitty mockup but do you see my vision?

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oh. when you said "black and green" i had a very different concept in mind rip 😭

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engagement photos of their hands with rings but it’s them marrying the channel for april fools

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I still have trauma from Shourtney last year dropping wedding pics on April 1st and no one knew if it was a joke or not, I fear Dan and Phil might do the same thing...

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I’m pretty sure Dan and Phil are going to do something soon that will fucking kill everyone.

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date of origin: april 18th, 2015

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