@pinecone-anon / pinecone-anon.tumblr.com
ACTIVATING DEATH RAY
Your death will be quick and pineless
My life is now better with this pun in it.
Absurd Item: Pinecone Death Ray, which inflicts a pineless death.
if anything this would appear to inflict a very pineful death
my time has come.
paincone
pinecones. I throw them. At high velocity.
I bring pinecones. Boom or no boom
'What-?'
BOOM IT IS!
*Sebby has been handed five crates of nothing but explosive pinecones*
do with these what you will. We have an on-site therapist if needed
'Oh. Uh. Thanks.'
they detonate in five minutes :]
'Wait, WHAT?'
'Shit.'
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEE
Can I chew on your pinecones?
Preferably ones squirrels haven’t pissed on. Thanks.
no.
species should be anon
what?
*punches you in the face and runs away*
you. Little. Shit
do you want some explosive pinecones? There’s 373 hidden around the circus =]
Clears throat
mmm
boring. But ok.
*he runs around and eventually just dumps a MASSIVE pile of explosive pinecones at Caine’s feet, before running off again*
Caine snaps and the pile of explosive pinecones disappears
you never said anything about murder!
*shotgun equipped. Where did he even get that?*
Oh shi-
mmmm. I can TRY to murder them
*he shrugs and runs off cackling like a maniac.*
Oh no…
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
*he’s singing California Gurls incredibly off key as he hunts down the others*
Caine snaps and a large cage with some beanbags appears in the main part of the circus.
*there’s a loud bang from nearby*
do you want some explosive pinecones? There’s 373 hidden around the circus =]
Clears throat
mmm
boring. But ok.
*he runs around and eventually just dumps a MASSIVE pile of explosive pinecones at Caine’s feet, before running off again*
Caine snaps and the pile of explosive pinecones disappears
you never said anything about murder!
*shotgun equipped. Where did he even get that?*
Oh shi-
mmmm. I can TRY to murder them
*he shrugs and runs off cackling like a maniac.*
You like the ikea shark dont you?
